Hidden Valley is selling a $100 fountain of pure ranch dressing
Ranch lovers are a force to be reckoned with — We're not kidding.
Take a ranch-enthusiast to a restaurant that charges them extra for a side of the sauce or tell them they've run out of it and watch chaos ensue — Seriously, some people will put it on any and everything (not even pizza is safe anymore).
So it (kind of) comes as no surprise then that Hidden Valley, aka the mecca of all that is ranch dressing, has decided to make it possible to purchase an ever-flowing supply of — you guessed it! — ranch dressing.
With the emphasis on "ever-flowing", Hidden Valley is now selling a ranch fountain for $100.
The fountain conveniently comes with 12 (also known as one dozen) 36-oz bottles of Hidden Valley original Ranch.
To put into perspective how much ranch that is, each 36-oz. bottle is 4.5 times the size of a standard bottle of the dressing.
The company claims it's a year's worth but if you're obsessed with ranch enough to want to buy a legitimate FOUNTAIN of the dressing who really knows if it'll last you.
Dippers aren't included but we would assume raw veggies and greens would be a safe bet.
Or maybe even a swimsuit to swim around in it because who even knows anymore.
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