The update on America's favorite former quarterback this week is... nothing. We didn't get a new episode of 'The Bachelorette' last night, because life is awful and nothing matters.
Thankfully, we live in the age of the internet, where extra content and behind-the-scenes clips abound. Before we proceed, we recommend you spend some time catching up on our Jordan Rodgers updates, from week 1, week 2, and week 3 part 1 and part 2. Go on, we'll wait.
You can also catch up on some of Jordan's best moments from this season in the gallery below.
All set? Great. Now, let's get back to that thing about "fluffing" from the third week's embarrassing sex stories date.
We didn't get to hear much of Jordan's story about "fluffing" a part of himself that's "not that big" during the actual episode, but fear not friends -- you can hear the entire story below.
Okay, that wasn't quite as raunchy as our imaginations were led to believe last week, but it's still inappropriate enough. Also, knowing how college is, we're sure someone out there is bound to have photos of this happening, and we would very much appreciate if that person could come forward.
Jordan was able to bounce back from this embarrassing story at the next date, which was essentially a football scrimmage held at Heinz Field by some current and former members of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Sports have played a fairly big role in this season of 'The Bachelorette' so far, and that hasn't been lost on anyone. The Baltimore Ravens are even hosting 'Bachelorette' viewing parties, despite their rival Steelers starring as supporting actors.
We're sure our invite for the party just got lost in the mail, or Dennis Pitta just lost our numbers. It's fine.
'The Bachelorette' and Jordan Rodgers return to our television screens and our hearts next Monday. We're anxiously awaiting an update on how all of his bromances are going.
— Jordan Rodgers (@JRodgers11) June 8, 2016
... Oh, and that actual romance with JoJo, too. That totally matters. Unrelated, how many days until football season starts?
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