Dad posts hilarious text rant to his wife after his kid pukes

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Between stinky diapers, unexpected spills and endless crying fits -- parenting can be hard. And one dad gave the internet a hilarious look into just how challenging it can be.

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Ben Patterson posted a text message rant asking his wife Stephanie for help after his adorable son vomited all over himself in the back of the car.

Patterson pulled over and attempted to clean up his son's mess, but couldn't manage to finish without puking himself.

"It smells SO BAD ... I'm standing on the side of the road dry heaving, I can't even be in the car it's so awful," a text message read.

But little did he know, the horrific smell would be the least of his problems that evening.

A nosey neighbor decided to call the cops on Patterson after spotting him throwing up on the side of the road, according to his post.

Luckily, Patterson passed his breathalyzer test, but it looks like Stephanie never answered his desperate cries for assistance.

Kuddos to you Patterson for making it through a sticky situation -- literally!

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