These Super Bowl Instagram Captions Are the Real Winners
Forget Thanksgiving and Christmas—Super Bowl Sunday is the best day of the year in our books! After all, what other day is dedicated to lounging on the couch with an epic spread of Super Bowl snacks and game day drinks? And for those with an eye for style, the big game is also the perfect excuse to deck out our homes with football decorations and dress up in cute Super Bowl outfits in preparation for our fun Super Bowl parties. And you better believe there will be a camera at every angle, capturing every touchdown dance and halftime show jig, regardless of who wins or loses. If you're as photo-ready as we are, check out the ultimate Super Bowl captions to make your game-day pics shine.
We've done most of the hard work for you, combing through tons of punny sayings, clever one-liners, and football quotes to bring you the best Super Bowl Instagram captions out there. Read on for our favorites—and prepare to score a touchdown with all of your friends on social media!
Funny Super Bowl Captions
Wake me up when Usher is on stage.
My Super Bowl prediction: a full stomach and a slight case of couch paralysis!
Football is the one habit I just can’t kick.
Considering starting a petition to make 'Super Bowl Monday' a national holiday. Who's with me?
What a lineup! (I'm talking about the appetizers, obviously.)
I'm feeling tail-great at this Super Bowl party.
Keep calm? No, the game is on!
It's so cool that Usher's concert comes with a football game!
Referees have feelings too!
Oh, did they score?
Forget the game, the real winner was the snack spread!
Our "cheerleading" paid off.
Our team made it look *so* easy. 😉
Punt intended.
I've never met a stadium I didn't like.
Thinking your team could beat us is the real fantasy football.
BRB, gotta paint my face.
The huddle is real.
Home is where the field is.
Our blood, our sweat, your tears.
Actions speak louder than coaches.
Time to huddle... around the chip bowl.
Fantasy football is you thinking your team has a chance to win.
I predict that either the Chiefs or the Eagles will win this game.
Today's forecast: 100% chance of winning.
The only foul I know is double-dipping.
We are the champions... of snacking.
I'm just winging it.
Goal!
It'd be great if all of this football would stop interrupting the commercials.
I'm only here for the Puppy Bowl.
Football is life!
Is it time for the halftime show yet?
This beer is my number one draft pick.
Sorry for what I said during the Super Bowl.
The calm before the score.
Super Bowl Captions About Winning
Every day is a great day for [team name]!
The game isn't over until it's over.
Touchdown celebrations are in order!
If this is a contact sport, we've made the right connections.
To all you haters—told ya so!
Feelin' ourselves!
We don't have an attitude… we're just THAT good.
Shoulda put my money down!
Time to celebrate!
The more difficult the victory, the greater the reward.
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.
Well we certainly turned that around!
Underdogs for the win.
The look of someone who just proved their dad/mom/sibling wrong.
The more you dream, the farther you get.
Discipline pays off.
Winning never gets old.
The face of someone who just won Fantasy.
Alexa, play "Hall of Fame" by The Script.
Weeeee are the champions!
You know what they say... Super Bowl rings don't lie.
Have you seen today's forecast? It's calling for 100% chance of winning.
Fantasy football is called *fantasy* football for a reason... not every team can win!
Champions play as one.
All I do is win, win, win, no matter what!
We kept these game faces on all night.
Whoever said winning isn't everything has clearly never won anything.
I rub it in pretty good when I win." —Tom Brady
"Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all time thing." —Vince Lombardi
"The only way to prove that you’re a good sport is to lose." —Ernie Banks
Super Bowl Captions About Food
Let's not taco 'bout that touchdown.
But first, we snack!
These commercials are sure making me hungry!
Are you team Lay's or Dorito's?
There'll be food? Fine. I'll come.
Preparing for those victory snacks.
Pride, passion, and... pretzels.
Pass the queso, please.
We may not get a Super Bowl ring, but we've got onion rings.
Pizza, wings, and some football, too—that's Super Bowl Sunday to us!
In a serious relation-chip.
Keep calm and eat lots of guac.
Well, at least there are snacks.
So excited for National Pigs-in-Blankets Day! Er, I mean...the Super Bowl.
Snacks > Football.
You are my MVP: most valuable pita chip.
Red wine pairs well with pretending to understand football.
My idea of a "super bowl" is an extra-large bowl of guacamole.
It's time to eat like a champion.
Came for the sports, stayed for the guac.
When you dip, I dip, we dip.
Here's my game plan: Devour all the snacks.
I don't give a guac.
Super Bowl Captions from Football Movies
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose." —Friday Night Lights
"No one, and I mean no one, comes into our house and pushes us around." —Rudy
"Football is a way of life." —Varsity Blues
"When you take that field today, you've got to lay that heart on the line." —We Are Marshall
"I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever." —The Replacements
"Ladies, ever had a quarterback sandwich?" —North Dallas Forty
"You can do it." —The Waterboy
"In a typhoon, it's anybody's game." —Necessary Roughness
"Win or lose… We gonna walk out of this stadium tonight with our heads held high. Do your best. That's all anybody can ask for!" —Remember the Titans
"Show me the money!" —Jerry McGuire
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