Watering Down Milk and Other Extreme Things People Have Done to Save Money
Frugal Fanatics
On r/Frugal, like-minded cheapskates band together to confront inflation, discuss little-known thrifty tips, and complain about the rising costs of living. It’s an invaluable resource. But sometimes the community’s Redditors are so close-fisted, so hell-bent on saving every last cent, that they adopt some pretty bizarre and inadvisable habits. We’ve gathered some of the wildest, most extreme money-saving r/Frugal hacks from the past eight years (some of which you shouldn’t try at home).
Drinking Leftover Beers
Ah, college. It’s the only time in your life when it’s socially acceptable to live like a slob, in part because most people are thousands of dollars in debt. Even so, this frugal Redditor took the college lifestyle a little too far when they decided to take advantage of “free drinks” at parties, aka half-empty cups on the ground. “I would pick up their cup and drink all night for free,” they shared, admitting that it’s “kinda gross looking back.”
Commuting an Hour on Foot
In the U.S., public transportation is poor (if it exists at all), sidewalks are in disrepair, and cars rule the streets. And yet, one Redditor says they commute to work on foot for an hour every day, adding that “it takes the same time on the bus anyway.”
Stealing Toilet Paper
While studying in graduate school, one enterprising Redditor says that they “tore off” the toilet paper they needed while on campus. But since most people might find it odd to use torn up scraps of stolen TP, they purchased a single pack to avoid seeming “completely mental” when guests were over.
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Returning Wedding Presents
One Redditor admits to returning “every wedding present” they received, only to repurchase the items with a 20% off coupon. The commenter realizes that this is “cheap” behavior that they shouldn't be proud of. But hey, the couple did make around $400 in two hours.
Related: 7 Things Americans Waste Their Money On, According to Thrifty Redditors
Removing Vegetable Stems
It seems absurd, but one commenter says that they rip the stems off their produce to save money at the scale. Talk about pinching pennies.
Related: 7 Everyday Items You Should Never Skimp On, According to Redditors
Bringing Parts to a Repair Shop
To avoid markups at the mechanic, one Redditor says that they bring all their own parts and oil. While the mechanics "grumbled a bit at first,” the shop has gotten used to it. Still, like bringing your own condiments into a restaurant, it’s rude, cheap, and a bit obnoxious.
Related: My Frustrating but Frugal Experience at Costco’s Tire Center
Watering Down Milk
Low on milk and cash? Just add water, and you’ve got another full carton, one Redditor says. “In particularly bad times, do it again.
Related: How to Save Big at the Grocery Store
Bathing … Without Soap
Frugality is on a spectrum. On one end, there are people who shop at Trader Joe’s or Costco. Maybe they even live car-free. And on the other, there are folks who decide that bathing with soap just isn’t worth the cost. One commenter writes, “I don't use shampoo or soap when bathing; the natural flora and oils are healthy anyway."
Making Homemade Laundry Detergent
Laundry detergent isn’t expensive, especially if you buy it in bulk. But some frugal do-it-your-selfers insist on making it themselves for “pennies a gallon.”
Reusing Ziplocs
While they aren’t sustainable or cheap, plastic sandwich baggies make food prep easy. But rather than pay a premium for convenience, one Redditor washes, dries, and reuses each Ziploc. They write, “After 25 years of practice, it takes me about 25 seconds/baggy. Am I going overboard on frugalness?” Maybe. Ever heard of reusable bags and food containers?
Washing Everything With Dish Soap
In a long, detailed list of “extreme frugal tips,” a Redditor writes that they use dish soap for everything: the car, the floor, even their face. Look, you don’t have to ball out on some 15-step skincare routine, but a generic drugstore face wash probably wouldn't hurt.
This article was originally published on Cheapism