Wait, Does Taylor Swift Say She’s Going to Marry Travis Kelce in “So High School”?!

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Surprise! The Tortured Poets Department is a double album! And despite being veeeery breakup-themed, there are at least two (2) songs about Travis Kelce. Not to mention one song seemingly about Kim Kardashian, but that’s a story for over here:

Anyway, back to Travis! Not only does “The Alchemy” appear to be about their relationship (so many football references, so little time), fans also think “So High School” is about Trav. And the lyrics fully reference her thinking they’re going to get married.

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Check out the full lyrics, via Genius.

[Intro]
I feel so high school every time I look at you
I wanna find you in a crowd just to hide from you

[Chorus]
And in a blink of a crinkling eye
I’m sinking, our fingers entwined
Cheeks pink in the twinkling lights
Tell me ’bout the first time you saw me
I’ll drink what you think and I’m high
From smoking your jokes all damn night
The brink of a wrinkle in time
Been a sweet 16 suddenly

[Post-Chorus]
I’m watching American Pie with you on a Saturday night
Your friends are around, so be quiet
I’m trying to stifle my sighs
’Cause I feel so high school every time I look at you, but look at you
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

[Verse 1]
Are you gonna marry, kiss, or kill me (Kill me)
It’s just a game, but really (Really)
I’m bettin’ on all three for us two (All three)
Get my car door, isn’t that sweet? (That sweet)
Then pull me to the backsеat (Backseat)
No one’s evеr had me (Had me), not like you

[Bridge]
Truth, dare, spin bottles
You know how to ball, I know Aristotle
Brand new, full throttle
Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto
It’s true, swear, scouts honor
You knew what you wanted, and, boy, you got her
Brand new, full throttle
You already know, babe

[Verse 2]
I feel like laughing in the middle of practice
To that impression you did of your dad again
I’m hearing voices like a madman

[Chorus]
And in a blink of a crinkling eye
I’m sinking, our fingers entwined
Cheeks pink in the twinkling lights
Tell me ’bout the first time you saw me
I’ll drink what you think and I’m high
From smoking your jokes all damn night
The brink of a wrinkle in time
Been a sweet 16 suddenly

[Post-Chorus]
I’m watching American Pie with you on a Saturday night
Your friends are around, so be quiet
I’m trying to stifle my sighs
’Cause I feel so high school (So high school) every time I look at you, but look at you

[Bridge]
Truth, dare, spin bottles
You know how to ball, I know Aristotle
Brand new, full throttle
Teach me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto
It’s true, swear, scouts honor
You knew what you wanted, and, boy, you got her
Brand new, full throttle
You already know, babe
You already know, babe

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