Goop holiday list
What the caption says: "This single earring works perfectly with a simple stud in the opposite ear."
What it should say: "This single earring is so expensive, we decided to forgo its pair."
Anita Ko Gold Safety Pin Earring ($1,995)
What the caption says: "A totally chic, wearable blanket."
What it should say: "We could wear our whole living room for less."
The Row Rina Fringed Cape ($3,190)
What the caption says: "The sort of thing you'll have forever."
What it should say: "The tiny, expensive charm you'll lose immediately."
ArtizanWork 3D Silhouette Charm ($1,100)
What the caption says: "Yeah right, but how cool is this?"
What it should say: "Luggage that's precious enough for its own first class seat."
Valentino Canvas Trolley ($4,545)
What the caption says: "14 yos know Golden Goose?"
What it should say: "14 yos
don't know Golden Goose and don't care either."
Golden Goose Slide Sneakers ($575)
What the caption says: "Kinky Indeed"
What it should say: "The clutch so luxe, you handcuffed it to yourself."
Charlotte Olympia Kinky Clutch ($1,295)
What the caption says: "Quite simply, the only leather jacket you'll ever need."
What it should say: "For the 1 percent who want to feel edgy."
Balenciaga Leather Biker Jacket ($2,745)
What the caption says: "Tough, but nicely feminine too."
What it should say: "The indulgent solution when all of your other fingers are already adorned."
Sarah Chloe For Goop Pinky Ring ($1,298)
Consider it the holiday gift list to end all lists.
Goop Gift Guide
has arrived, and it's every bit as over the top as we imagined. Still, there are a few pieces that had us really scratching our heads. From the exorbitantly expensive to the just plain confuzzling (a $2,000 safety pin earring, anyone?) we rounded up the nine fashion finds that seriously had us saying WTF. Plus, we added in a little of our own commentary, just for fun.
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