‘Trump man’ defecates on neighbors’ lawn because they’re Democrats
He dumps for Trump.
A Donald Trump-supporting serial pooper was cited with a misdemeanor in western Ohio for using his neighbors’ lawn as a toilet because of their politics, the Smoking Gun reports.
Jerry Detrick, a former high school teacher, was identified by a neighbor, who allegedly spotted the 70-year-old man in the act around 3:15 a.m. Sunday in the town of Greenville. When 59-year-old Matthew Guyette, approached Detrick in his yard, the MAGA man “got up” and walked away.
Guyette was able to give police a description, which led them to Detrick, who lives a few blocks from the scene of the event. Detrick reportedly confessed to urinating in the yard Guyette shares with his spouse, and also said that he has defecated on that property on “multiple” occasions.
“Jerry also stated he does it because the residents (at the address) are Democrats and support Joe Biden and he’s a ‘Trump man,’” reads an incident report from police. “This leads me to believe this incident is politically motivated.”
Investigators also said they found a wet spot near the hedge where Detrick was seen squatting. He told police he was walking home from a bar when he cast his vote on his neighbors’ property.
According to Guyette’s Facebook page, he’s been finding piles of manure in his yard since the Obama era and he suspects Detrick is “the man who’s been shi--ing in our front yard for the past ten years.”
Detrick allegedly confessed to police that he had defecated in his neighbors yard several times on dates unknown.
