Shakira Allegedly Realized Gerard Piqué Was Cheating On Her Thanks To Some Jam
Just when you thought Shakira and Gerard Piqué's breakup couldn't get messier, rumor has it that she found out he was cheating on her thanks to a jar of jam.
Shakira came home from a trip and discovered that some jam had been eaten—which, naturally, made her suspicious because Gerard doesn't like jam.
She made a low-key reference to this incident in the music video for her and Rauw Alejandro’s song “Te Felicito."
Just when you thought Shakira and Gerard Piqué's breakup couldn't get messier, rumor has it that she found out he was cheating on her thanks to a jar of jam. Yeah. So, Page Six and ShowNews Today report that Shakira came home from a trip and discovered that some jam had been eaten—which, naturally, made her suspicious because Gerard doesn't like jam.
AND, apparently she made a low-key reference to this incident in the music video for her and Rauw Alejandro’s song “Te Felicito,” where she opens a fridge and finds Alejandro’s head on a plate. It's called being subtle!
This jam update comes amid Shakira releasing her Gerard Piqué breakup song / diss track, "BZRP Music Session #53," which she's apparently been playing non-stop from her house while a witch doll lurks on the balcony facing her ex mother-in-law's home.
🧙♀️🔊 Shakira has reportedly been listening to her BZRP session on a loop today, where there is also a witch on the balcony pointing at her ex-mother-in-law's house… pic.twitter.com/ZX2qXJG8lB
— ShakiraMedia (@ShakiraMedia) January 14, 2023
Incredible but also notable, since lyrics in "BZRP Music Session #53" include, "You left me as a neighbor to the mother-in-law / With the press at the door and the debt at the IRS / You thought you'd hurt me, but you made me tougher / Women don't cry anymore, women invoice."
Meanwhile, Gerard has seemingly responded to the song by a) driving a Twingo, and b) wearing a Casio, both of which appear to be direct references to these lyrics:
"No hard feelings, baby, I wish you the best with my supposed replacement
I don't even know what happened to you
You're so weird that I can't even tell you apart
I'm worth two 22's
You traded a Ferrari for a Twingo
You traded a Rolex for a Casio"
🎤 Shakira's latest song lyrics: "You traded a Ferrari for a Twingo. You traded a Rolex for a Casio..."
Gerard Piqué now wears a casio and drives a Twingo. 🤣
The level of pettiness from him is incredible. pic.twitter.com/XVp29OXRlT— Football Tweet ⚽ (@Football__Tweet) January 15, 2023
Annnnnd fin.
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