K-Mart goes all-out in... startling holiday commercial

Weh-heh-helllll then...

We're used to being emotionally accosted each winter by television commercials featuring the standard Christmas jingles and unfairly attractive men in expertly tailored suits (bearing shiny, color-coordinated gifts) at holiday parties - the kind who'd never actually show up to any holiday party YOU'VE been invited to. But this year, Kmart decided to do things a little differently.

The discount store's new Joe Boxer ad features most of the aforementioned elements, with one rather large (though how large, exactly, we can't be sure) exception: These dudes aren't wearing pants. Oh, and they're making music with their crotches.

The spot's titled "Show Your Joe," but we think "Jingle Balls" would've been more apt. We almost wonder if Kmart cohort Adam Levine had any say in the creative process - this sort of thing seems right up his alley.

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