In a Tank With Mean Fish
from AOL user: Chi-Town Frown
"Acquire a nice aqaurium filled with piranhas and put your stash under the gravel. "Never put your valuables in the bedroom that's the first place a thief looks! Try under a nailed-down carpet, hollowed-out Bible, reversible heels (where the heels turn out and you put your stash in, then click them back into place).