The Most 👀 Jokes About Gisele Bündchen and Her Jiu-Jitsu Teacher Boyfriend at Tom Brady's Roast
For reasons that remain mysterious, Tom Brady voluntarily signed up to be roasted during a two-and-half-hour live Netflix special on Sunday night, and naturally everyong took shots at 1) his divorce from Gisele Bündchen, and 2) her new relationship with jiu-jitsu instructor Joaquim Valente.
Gonna just...go through the jokes (via Us Weekly), I guess!
Kevin Hart: "Tom, you fucked your coach, but let me tell you something people…that’s what you’ve got to do to maintain your happiness. You sometimes got to fuck your coach. You know who else fucked their coach? Gisele. She fucked that karate man.”
Kevin Hart some more: “I mean Jesus Christ, Tom. One of the smartest quarterbacks ever played a game. How did you not see this coming? Eight fucking karate classes a day.…Eight karate classes a day and she’s still a white belt. Fuck Tom. The only bruises she had were on her ass. Everybody should have known it.”
Jeff Ross: "[Tom has] so many rings he could melt them down and forge a sword to go on a quest to get Gisele back from that jiu-jitsu teacher.”
Randy Moss: "Your ex wife’s new boyfriend can beat your ass while eating hers."
Truly some...choices!
Anyway, Gisele and Joaquim have been dating since June 2023 (so well after her split from Tom), which is when a source told People that "They're taking it slow. They started out as great friends. She's very private about this and wanted to keep it quiet while they got to know each other." Oh, and another source added, "They come from similar backgrounds. They both left Brazil very young. Gisele's in a great space. Joaquim is perfect for her."
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