Divorce, yachts and injectables: ‘Real Housewives of Miami’ is back. Watch the trailer

Drama. Can you say drama?

The trailer has dropped for the new season (the fifth, for those keeping track at home) of “Real Housewives of Miami.” Spoiler alert: It’s a doozie.

Front and center in the plot point department: The Hochsteins’ vicious divorce.

“I don’t know if my marriage is going to survive,” says Lisa Hochstein in a voiceover as the clip commences.

She would be correct: Lenny Hochstein filed for divorce soon after Lisa deduced there were issues brewing, and then took up with Austrian influencer Katharina Mazepa.

In a cruel flashback montage of footage right around the time when the show began on Bravo in 2011, we see the Star Island couple, at a time when they were happy and healthy.

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“My husband is a top plastic surgeon in this town, and I am his best creation,” says the native Canadian in the throwback. “My husband built the perfect wife, and I built the perfect life.”

That was then, this is now: “In a blink of an eye, my life changed,” says the mother of two, 40, who is then seen looking furious, yelling into her phone, presumably at Boob God, 56.

“You bring that girl anywhere near my f--king kids, there’s going to be a huge f--king problem. Do you understand me?!”

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Aside from the Hochsteins’ marital woes, RHOM fans will also get to delve deeper into the newer castmembers’ fabulous lives such as event planner extraordinaire Guerdy Abraira; former beauty queen Julia Lemigova, who is married to tennis legend Martina Navratilova; and top anesthesiologist Dr. Nicole Martin, who is planning her wedding to longtime partner, attorney Anthony Lopez.

For tried and true old timey watchers of the show, we’ll also get to see the always amusing antics of RHOM vets Alexia Echevarria (who took her new husband Todd Nepola’s last name); Larsa Pippen, who is rumored to be dating Michael Jordan’s son; and Marysol Patton, the resident “cockie” toting comic in chief (that’s cocktails for non-insiders).

The trailer shows off our 305 lifestyle even more so than a glossy tourist brochure (hint: They don’t hit up Homestead, Kendall or Hialeah): We see the ladies partying it up at Faena; sunning at the beach with furballs in tow; hanging out on a megayacht; fawning over baubles; flying on a private jet; and exploring the wide world of injectables.

This RHOM season looks more Miami than ever, and, sigh, we are here for it all.

The reality series will return to Peacock streaming service starting Dec. 8, with new episodes premiering weekly thereafter for a total of 16 episodes.