Clash of Queens: Which South Florida spot has the best drag shows? Vote for your favorite
You know what they say: In South Florida, the wigs are bigger, the heels are higher and the lip syncs are tighter.
Okay, maybe they don’t actually say that. But we do.
From South Beach to Wilton Manors, this region has some of the fiercest drag performers in the country — with queens, kings and everything in between. You can find a sickening show or a boozie brunch every day of the week, and you don’t even need to look too hard.
But we want to hear from you: Which one of these drag shows reigns above all others?
Here’s how our poll works: From the 14 shows below, choose your favorite. We’ll then trim things down each week to get to our Elite 8, then our Final 4 and finally our Top 2 before crowning a winner (no ties — we promise). Oh, and the poll is just for fun, totally unscientific and you can vote as many times as you like.
Alibi Monkey Bar: Alibi’s has drag shows nearly every day of the week, including Babylon on Tuesdays hosted by Morphine Love and Kat Wilderness. 2266 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors
Azucar Nightclub: Located near Coconut Grove, Azucar Nightclub has been a cornerstone of Miami’s LGBTQ Latin community for years. There are drag shows throughout the week, including Sour Candy on Thursdays and Super Sabados on Saturdays. 2301 SW 32nd Ave., Miami
Boozie Bingo at Hotel Gaythering: Comedy queen Blamie Forret hosts a not-your-average bingo night on Thursdays, featuring prizes like free shots and cocktails. There are more fun events all throughout the week, including Pictionary on Tuesdays and trivia on Wednesdays. 1409 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach
Double Stubble at Gramps: Every Thursday in Wynwood, Karla Croqueta hosts Double Stubble, featuring a diverse rotating cast of guest performers with multiple shows throughout the night. 176 NW 24th St., Miami
@miamiherald We’re starting a series on drag shows in #Miami that you need to check out. Today, we’re starting with Part One: Double Stubble. The show is at Gramps in Wynwood every Thursday, with performances at 9, 10 and 11 pm. #southflorida #miamifl #miamiflorida #thingstodoinmiami #miamipride ♬ OMW - Jane & The Boy
Drag Brunch at Palace: The iconic Palace has been one of Miami’s most legendary LGBTQ bars for over three decades. You can find nightly shows every day of the week, but the big pull here is its drag brunch, with high-energy performances and death-defying stunts at 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. 1052 Ocean Dr., Miami Beach
Drag Brunch at R House: Another one of Miami’s iconic drag brunches, R House features a fabulous cast of performers on Fridays and Saturdays at 11:30 a.m. and 2:30 p.m. There are also shows throughout the week, including YAS QUEEN on Fridays, hosted by Athena Dion. Don’t wait to make a reservation — the drag brunches are in high-demand. 2727 NW 2nd Ave., Miami
@miamiherald YAS QUEEN at R House in Wynwood This show is every Friday at 8 p.m. (Check R House’s Instagram for updates.) This is part 2 of our series checking out #drag shows in South Florida. Comment below where we should go next! #southflorida #miamifl #thingstodoinmiami #miamipride ♬ original sound - Miami Herald
Drag Fridays at Kill Your Idol: Located on Española Way, Kill Your Idol hosts Drag Fridays with The Eye Dolls, plus a happy hour from 8 to 10 p.m. 222 Española Way, Miami Beach
Gender Blender: A “rowdy, queercentric” alternative dance party, Gender Blender showcases drag artists alongside live bands and performers on a monthly basis, hosted by Karloz Torres. There isn’t a fixed location; shows can often be found at The Anderson, Gramp’s or Kill Your Idol. Check Instagram for show locations.
Hamburger Mary’s: Hamburger Mary’s has locations in LGBTQ hubs all across the country, and the Fort Lauderdale spot has shows all throughout the week, including Dining with the Divas on Fridays and Saturdays, and Brunch with the Divas on Saturdays and Sundays. 2426 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors
Lips: Lips features shows six days a week, including Twisted Tuesday hosted by London Adour and a “dragalicious” drag brunch hosted by Nicolette on Sundays. 1421 E Oakland Park Blvd., Fort Lauderdale
Pub on the Drive: On Mondays, come out to Pub on the Drive to see Stilettos at 8 p.m., with drink specials all night. There are more shows throughout the week, including Fantastic Four, hosted by Kimberly Venom, with a new theme every week on Fridays at 10:30 p.m. 2283 Wilton Dr., Wilton Manors
Royal Brunch at Sins Gastrobar: Once a month, Sins Gastrobar hosts its Royal Brunch, hosted by Poison Ivy Lords, at 1 p.m., featuring guest drag performers and $30 bottomless mimosas. 9835 NE 2nd Ave., Miami Shores
Sweet Liberty drag brunch: On the first Sunday of every month, Sweet Liberty hosts Fruit Cocktail Brunch with drag performances starting at 1:30 p.m. 237 20th St. suite b, Miami Beach
Throw Social: Located in Delray Beach, Throw Social has Drag Bingo on Mondays from 7 to 9 p.m., hosted by London Adour. There are also occasional drag brunches. 29 SE 2nd Ave., Delray Beach
