Trump will be pardoned this Thanksgiving at a historic New York inn — Trump the turkey, that is.
"Trump will be spared from getting his head chopped off and from any impeachment process as he is loved by everyone," the inn's owner, Butch Yamali, said in a statement.
The "red-orange headed turkey" and the president even share a birthday — June 14. After the ceremony, the bird will be set free to spend its days on a farm in Virginia, several miles from the White House, the inn said.
The inn has been pardoning turkeys for years, similar to the White House tradition that was started by former President George H.W. Bush in 1989.