There are lots of disadvantages to living underwater. Oxygen is a lot harder to come by, for one. For another, you get all pruny. But one of the big advantages is that you're basically bobbing around in a big nutrient soup. Apart from basic gases, there's not a lot of useful material floating around in the air, so breathing is not a practical way for land-lubbing animals to feed. Most of us have boring old mouths and digestive tracts and anuses.
Marine creatures get to be much more inventive, evolutionarily-speaking. Here are few of the weirdest ways our aquatic brethren "eat":
The green shore crab
The whole point of having a shell is to be impermeable, but these crabs found a loophole that allows them to absorb amino acids (the building blocks of proteins) directly from the water anyway. They just breathe them in through the gills. Some of the gills help them breathe like fish, but others are specialized to allow amino acids across their cell membranes and into their bodies, no stomach required. They also eat with their mouths, since amino acids aren't the only necessary nutrient, but they're the first arthropod found to have this absorption capability.
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With wing spans that reach up to 15 feet across, giant manta rays look like awesome birds in flight. The Big Island of Hawaii is one of the few places where you can view these amazing ocean creatures up close. Giant manta rays frequent the clear waters of Keauhou Bay, and local outfitters will take you out at night to snorkel or dive with the manta rays. After donning a wetsuit, you float near a string of lights. Plankton is drawn by the light, and the manta rays feed on the plankton. The graceful manta rays are unimpressed by visitors and go about their nightly feeding, gliding near snorkeler to the delight of their audience.
The two small islands that make up Bimini, Bahamas are known for sports fishing, reef diving and swimming with the wild dolphins that call these warm clear waters home. Local tour companies take guests out by boat and provide snorkel gear. Swimmers drop into the water, and dolphins often choose to come near for some playful interaction. It's not unusual for them to swim alongside snorkelers, or flip and jump from the water. You can look, but don't touch. The experience is unforgettable.
Five miles out to sea on the southernmost tip of South Africa is Shark Alley, a favorite hunting ground of the Great White Shark. The waters are teeming with Cape Fur Seals and Jackass Penguins, a smorgasbord for these magnificent beasts. Shark cage diving has become a popular sport, offering the rare opportunity to see the sharks up close. Outfitters provide the cages, the gear and the know-how. All you need to have is some courage. No scuba experience is required. For the feint of heart, the great white sharks can often be seen from the boat, sometimes even breaching above the water while hunting.
Turtle Town is a stretch of coastline between Nahuna Point and Black Sand Beach on the Hawaiian Island of Maui. It's known for its high concentration of Hawaiian Green Sea Turtles. The turtles often frequent the waters right off Maluaka Beach, feeding near the coral reef, even in the shallows. Grab a snorkel and you're likely to see one-or several. Green sea turtles are endangered, so give them plenty of room and don't harass them in any way. Green sea turtles can live up to 80 years.
Ever wanted to swim with jellyfish? You can do just that at Jellyfish Lake in Palau — and no, you won't get hurt. Over the last millennia, the golden jellyfish (Mastigias) and the moon jellyfish (Aurelia) in this enclosed body of water have developed a mild, almost unnoticeable sting. This offers a rare opportunity to swim with thousands of these unique creatures. Access to the lake is only permitted with a local tour company, and there is a $35 entry fee per person. Popular packages include snorkeling, a lunch in the Rock Islands and a visit to Milky Way, a beautiful cove famed for its white, skin-rejuvenating mud.
The warm, spring-fed water of Citrus County, Florida is a favorite destination for manatees-and one of the only places where nature lovers can legally swim with these gentle giants. More than 400 manatees congregate in these waters during the winter, but the animals can be seen year-round. Snorkeling or diving in the Crystal River offers the rare opportunity to view the animals in their own habitat. Be sure to go out with the assistance of a snorkeling outfitter. They will supply a wet suit and gear, and show you how to view the manatees without disturbing them. Manatees seem unafraid of humans, and react to swimmers and divers with characteristic good nature.
They have been called "ocean canaries" because these white beluga whales seem to sing like birds when you hear them underwater. And you can do just that in Hudson Bay, near the tiny town of Churchill, Manitoba, Canada. Each summer, thousands of belugas come to the bay to molt. You can snorkel with the whales (you'll need to go out with a tour company, who will provide a dry suit to keep you warm), or view them by boat or kayak. The whales react to snorkelers with indifference or curiosity, and sometimes swim near to get a better view. You can even stand on the shore and watch these amazing creatures, which often swim in pods of 8 to 12.
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"Eating" is a strange word for something you do without a mouth to speak of. These worms actually secrete an acid that allows them to burrow into bone. Buried inside the bones are precious lipids, fats the worms rely on, so these little buggers can be found feeding on dead whale carcasses in search of nutrients.
Bonus fact: male bone-eating worms are actually microscopic creatures that live inside a female's gelatinous tube by the hundreds.
Only in the water could you extrude your own stomach on the reg' and have no issues. Sea stars devour they prey—yes, they are voracious predators—in a variety of ways, including by everting their stomachs and inserting them into their food source. This is how they can eat animals much larger than themselves in one go. They can also use this method to eat a mussel without fully opening it. Once they're done excreting digestive enzymes to liquefy their prey, they bring their stomachs back inside and go on their merry way.
These hideous giant worms are a kind of evolutionary middle-man. They have a digestive system vaguely similar to that of vertebrates, but they also absorb some organic matter directly through their skin and gills. This is probably useful when they eat their prey from the inside, since they can feed a heck of a lot faster. Imagine if you could simultaneously eat a steak and absorb its essence through your skin. That's basically how a hagfish chows down.
Bonus fact: Though most of the world avoids eating hagfish and the mucus they secrete, both show up in Korean cuisine. Korean cooks keep the worms alive in tanks and irritate them to promote mucus production. The resulting goo can then be cooked up kind of like egg whites, which is honestly one of the cleverest uses for snot ever.
Though you might like to think of mussels (and clams and oysters) as little flesh bags when you guzzle them in one go, there's actually an upsetting number of human-like organs in there. They've got kidneys and everything. Instead of a mouth, they have a siphon, which they pull water through to pass across tiny, mucus-y cilia. These mini arms capture nutrients and absorb them directly.
Bonus: To reproduce, a female effectively eats the sperm (she takes it in through the siphon). She then grows her babies on her gills so they get a constant supply of oxygenated water.
It's easy to be a big, multicellular blob when you can sit around a lagoon all day. Bryozoans are excellent examples of this. They're basically boogers, if boogers were complex communal organisms that feed with millions of tiny tentacles. Would that boogers were so cool.
Bryozoans are essentially filter-feeders, which isn't unique in-and-of-itself (sponges do the same thing). What's amazing about these guys is that they do it as a colony. Bryozoa are made of up millions of individual animals all cooperating to feed. Some of them collect food, others are fed through connective pores, and together they create a kind of hive mind. Each animal is like a microscopic sponge, with its own stomach and anus, but they still share resources to make life more liveable.
These moss animals have been hangin' out in lakes for years, mostly undetected, because they can stay in one camouflaged spot and wait for their food to float towards them. They are truly the chillest aquatic creatures.