If you want someone to get out of bed early on a Saturday, tell them a famous giraffe is giving birth.
Yes, friends, open your windows wide and spread the news: after what seems like an eternity of waiting, April the giraffe's little calf is finally making its grand entrance into the world.
And, understandably, thousands of people — normals and famouses alike — are reveling in this important moment in internet history.
See photos of the birth:
Of course, since this is the internet, people are also firing off those giraffe birth jokes they've been waiting to tweet.
Happy internet Christmas, everyone.