The salesman doesn't pull any punches about the problems the 2002 Oldsmobile has. He funnily runs through what the car does: "This car runs and drives. The air blows cold and it has a cd player. Thats it. Nothing more nothing less."
The Oldsmobile has rust on the side -- and he even has a zoom-in photo for anyone interested. "Don't bring your ass down here saying it looks different in the pics or you didn't know it had that much rust," he warned.
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"This s--- is $900 dollars. You're getting 900 dollars worth of car," he said. Roseman, a manager of Journee Autos, has no interest in anyone who complains about the issues the car has -- he said to go to another dealership. "You damn right u gone [sic] find something wrong with it but as for now it cranks."
"This will get you from A to B," he said but amends, "Just don't try to make it to C." He ends his glowing advertisement with this weary guarantee: "This car will last you at least ALL SPRING '17."