Real-life Lego man will haunt your nightmares

Ever wondered what it would be like to cosplay as an actual toy?

Stop wondering. Someone has already done it. And it wasn't a good idea.

Frank Ippolito dreamed up a nightmare scenario in which Lego people were real people with actual human flesh, and he made it reality.

Everything is not awesome.

He wrought it in a laboratory, just like Frankenstein's monster.

Then he put it on his body and used it to terrify children.

Not really. His intentions were pure, and the kid seemed fine.

But still...just look at it.

So now you know what a real-life Lego man would look like, and hopefully you learned that you don't need to know everything.

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