People in St. Louis apparently slice their bagels in the weirdest way ever
Though there are a lot of ways to enjoy bagels, there has been one conventionally accepted way to slice them ... until now.
Enter the good people of St. Louis, who apparently, don't really know how to eat bagels.
Today I introduced my coworkers to the St Louis secret of ordering bagels bread sliced. It was a hit! pic.twitter.com/XNGbljtpYz— Alek Krautmann (@AlekKrautmann) March 26, 2019
On Wednesday, Twitter user @AlekKrautmann sparked a fiery debate when he shared a photo of a box of bagels from Panera that had been pre-sliced, not horizontally, but vertically ... like tiny loaves of bread. Sad, sad bread.
"Today I introduced my coworkers to the St Louis secret of ordering bagels bread sliced," he posted. "It was a hit!"
But it was not a hit across social media as thousands of people have weighed in and many are very, very upset.
I work in a bakery that makes bread & bagels every morning.... If someone asked me to "bread slice" bagels I'd refuse service. I have standards and a healthy respect for bagels.— Str8OuttaSKAtland (@titty_tornado) March 27, 2019
you should be ashamed of yourself— Blake News (@blakehounshell) March 27, 2019
While the picture may have sparked ire among bagel lovers everywhere, apparently it really is a thing to mutilate bagels in The Gateway to the West.
"Slicing bagels like bread is a well-known secret in St. Louis," Sara Burnett, Panera's director of wellness, told TODAY Food. Burnett has lived in the St. Louis area (where Panera Bread is headquartered) for 15 years. She said that customers anywhere in the country can order their bagels sliced "St.Louis style" (no thanks) and added that a great way to try different bagel and cream cheese combinations in one sitting.
OK, that's fair.
But not everyone in St. Louis is a fan of bread-slicing bagels. George Mahe, the dining editor at St. Louis Magazine, refers to this method of slicing a bagel as an "atrocity."
"Vertical slicing is a relatively new phenom, to the best of my knowledge, seemingly popularized by the folks at Panera," Mahe told TODAY via email. "We see a lot of bagels in our office and none are sliced that way. But, I must admit, people do tend to hack away at them, leaving only shards and scraps for the latecomers, so ... I see the genesis of all this."
Though not a fan, Mahe admitted that this phenomenon may have rather innocent roots.
"Rumor has it that some time ago, a local mom requested a bagel sliced that way to make it easier for her child to eat," says Mahe. Admittedly, slicing the bagels into a chip-like shape would certainly make it easier for little hands to grab.
According to St. Louis resident Sarah Osborn Blue, pastry chef at Niche Food Group, slicing bagels like bread should really be examined as a totally different way of enjoying the bagel since it's meant to be dipped in cream cheese. Growing up, she said, it was very common to see bagels sliced like bread in her hometown.
However, this should never be done with a toasted bagel. "I have no idea of a person [who] started this trend but, honestly, I think it might be one of the original St. Louis Bread Co. [which is now Panera] staff. I just know at 32, I have known that at Bread Co. you order your bagel bread sliced. It's just what you do," said Blue.
Though Burnett wouldn't confirm whether a Panera employee had started the slicing trend, the company is having a field day with the attention:
Our team is divided over here. Do other people slice their bagel Bread Co style? https://t.co/NbdZjj6G6C— Panera Bread (@panerabread) March 27, 2019
Novel St. Louis tradition or not, Twitter has no idea what to do with this information and is definitely losing its collective mind:
This is the regional food equivalent of taking the meat off St. Louis ribs and grinding it up into burger patties.— Matt Tyson (@tysonfilm) March 27, 2019
What an insult to bagels! Why not— Wine Lover (@wineandjazz72) March 27, 2019
just bring a loaf of bread? That’s like drinking wine from a straw which I have seen & almost had a heart attack.
It's my coworker's birthday! I served her cake St. Louis style: pic.twitter.com/oyalpoypzL— Micah Gordon (@MicahJGordon) March 27, 2019
okay i live in St. louis and would like to clarify that we are not ALL sociopaths— pony starwars (@tigersgoroooar) March 27, 2019
First, cinnamon raisin bagels with lox and now this. What's next in the war on bagels?