Whole Foods is having an insane rosé sale for the next two months

Millennials have taken a lot of heat over the years. From getting critiqued on the amount of avocados we consume, to getting blamed for killing things like napkins and running (really?), it feels like we can't catch a break. But I'm just gonna say it—millennials have great taste. We are the generation being held responsible for the rise of rosé after all. Rosé basically has its own season now thanks to us! And to prepare for it, Whole Foods is having a massive sale on the pink wine.

Whole Foods gets it. Pink wine is awesome. Drinking it tastes like sunshine and tan lines and brunch by the pool (yo if anyone has a pool, hmu). That's why they're putting 12 bottles (12!!!) on sales for the next two months.

According to Refinery29, the sale starts Wednesday, April 4 and each wine was handpicked by Whole Food's Master Sommelier Devon Broglie and his team. The price of the wines range from "ugh, I've got food at home," to "I'm buying the good cheese to go with this."   

Cocktails by the calories
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Cocktails by the calories
Champagne: 105-125 calories
White wine: 110-125 calories
Red wine: 110-130 calories
Old fashioned: 118 calories
Mimosa: 87 calories
Margarita: 120 calories
Mojito: 135 calories
Vodka tonic: 137 calories
Rum and coke: 143 calories
Screwdriver: 145 calories
Daiquiri: 148 calories
Gin and tonic: 151 calories
White Russian: 152 calories
Whiskey sour: 156 calories
Martini: 161 calories
Pina colada: 170 calories
Dark n' stormy: 172 calories
Sex on the beach: 179 calories
Tequila sunrise: 200 calories
Vodka and Red Bull: 206 calories
Cosmo: 218 calories
Long Island iced tea: 218 calories
Vodka Jell-o shot: 94 calories
Vodka shot: 96 calories
Rum shot: 96 calories
SoCoand lime shot: 100 calories
Tequila shot: 104 calories
Whiskey shot: 105 calories
Jagermeister: 155 calories

The complete list of wines, listed by the sale price, include: 

Orlana Rosé Vinho Verde 2017,  $7.99

El Terrano Rosado, $9.99

Santa Julia Innovacion Malbec Syrah Rosé, $9.99

French Blue – Bordeaux Rosé, $10.99

Skouras Zoe Rosé 2016, $11.99

Calixo Cava Brut Rosé, $12.99

Folie en Provence – Provence Rosé 2017

$12.99 - $24.99

Alivetto IGP Ile De Beaute, $13.99

Forty Ounce Rosé, $15.99

Summer Water Rosé 2016, $17.99 – $39.99AIX Coteaux d’ Aix en Provence Rosé, $17.99 – $34.99

Pure Provence & Rosé, $19.99

Refinery29 also reports that not only will these wines be on sale now through the end of May, but May 25 marks National Drink Wine Day. Around the "holiday," Whole Foods will also have 20 percent off every single rosé in the store. Whole Foods! You're too good to us. 

From cotton candy to gummies to cider, rosé is coming out in full force this season. I can't wait to put on my shades, pour up a glass, and enjoy it with some avocado toast on a rooftop this summer. #ProudMillennial

The best summer wine for your zodiac sign
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The best summer wine for your zodiac sign

Aries (March 21 — April 19): A Bold Rosé

You’re a strong personality who doesn’t mind a little attention, so enjoy a dark pink rosé with a hint of spice that commands a crowd. Our favorite: Rosa De Arrocal, $15

Taurus (April 20 — May 20): Moscato

You love to add romance to your life every chance you get, and nothing brings out the lovey dovey vibes quite like this sweet wine. Our favorite: Villa Lanata Moscato d’Asti, $15

Gemini (May 21 — June 20): Two-Way White Wine Spritzer

This tasty spritzer recipe has two different flavor options, so you can customize it based on your mood that day. It’s perfect for your multi-faceted personality! Get the recipe here.

Cancer (June 21 — July 22): A Summer-Friendly Red Wine

A fruity red wine satisfies your craving for the comfort of drinking something familiar while still being perfect for the warmer months. Our favorite: Jamieson Ranch Vineyard Light Horse Pinot Noir, $16

Leo (July 23 – August 22): Pomegranate-Pear Sangria

Sangria is bold, fun, and popular—just like you! Get the recipe here.

Virgo (August 23 — September 22): Chardonnay

Chardonnay is simple, classic, and un-messed with—just the way you like things. Drink up! Our favorite: Carabella Dijon 76 Estate, $30

Libra (September 23 — October 22): Sparkling Rosé

This sweet, bubbly beverage is the perfect complement to your outgoing personality. Our favorite: Chandon Rosé, $24

Scorpio (October 23 — November 21): A Dry Rosé

A sour, crisp rosé is a great match for your intense, insightful personality. It’s refreshing without being too sweet. Our favorite:Brooklyn Winery, $15

Sagittarius (November 22 — December 21): Sémillon

You love to try new things, so you’re probably spending lots of your summer out exploring. This dry, sweet white wine is the perfect way to refresh yourself after a long day of adventure. Our favorite: Amavi, $24

Capricorn (December 22 — January 19): Pinot Grigio

You’re a dedicated hard worker, so you need a reliable classic to help you unwind after a long day of hustling. Our favorite: Santa Margherita, $19

Aquarius (January 20 — February 18): Sparkling Wine Punch

Your philosophy is “the more the merrier,” and you love to make everyone around you feel valued. There’s nothing more perfect for you than a big bowl of punch that can be shared with everyone in the room! Get the recipe here.

Pisces (February 19 — March 20): Riesling

You’re intense and intuitive, but sometimes you just crave a break from all the emotions swirling around you. This sweet yet bold treat is the perfect blend for both desires. Our favorite: Peter Jakob Kühn Quarzit Trocken, $25


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