Genius fix for broken gravy and bland anything

You never have to worry about broken gravy again. Or lumpy gravy or wan, watery gravy. Frankly, you don't have to worry about serving any bland, textureless, or colorless meal ever again, either. Because at virtually all times, Cal Peternell's 4-ingredient marvel sauce will be within reach.

Cal Peternell's Fried Herb Salsa
Cal Peternell's Fried Herb Salsa

Cal Peternell's Fried Herb Salsa by Genius Recipes

Unlike other herby sauces you've known—pestos and pistous and anchovy-leaning salsa verdes—this one trades in a few of its auxiliary ingredients for one clever, clarifying step.

Peternell takes the rougher of winter herbs—prickly rosemary and furry-skinned sage, who aren't usually at home in a raw sauce—and fries them crisp. As he explains, "Frying herb leaves before mixing them in allows them to be their whole spiky selves, adding a polite thorniness, giving sweet parsley a kind, crunchy kick."

His manner of doing so has all sorts of advantages over what you might think when you're told: "fry"—in his way, you'll pour only a shallow pool of oil 3/4-inch deep, rather than a whole pot. You won't need to rig a thermometer, and you can just use your regular olive oil if you like. And it will all happen fast, engaging all senses as the oil burbles and blooms, the leaves buckle, and your house starts to smell like you've just rotisseried a Christmas tree.

This move is a great trick for adding crunch, intrigue, and a gentle woodsy perfume to fresh pastas and roast meats and you-name-its (and will make you look quite fancy in the process), but here you'll crumble the leaves straight into a slurry of chopped parsley, garlic, and more olive oil.

Not only do you likely already have all these ingredients laying around, but you probably needed to use that half-bunch of rosemary or wilting sage up quick. They'll live a longer life this way, adding electric color and crunch beyond their prime to whatever you might want to spoon the sauce over.

The uses and variations are almost literally endless. Grilled steaks, pots of beans, bowls of ricotta, fistfuls of bread.

"The day after Thanksgiving," Peternell wrote to me, "I like to poach an egg, set it in a hot spoonful of leftover buttercup squash, and eat it with fried herb salsa. If last night's fog is still hanging dark, I might stir something spicy, crushed chilis or harissa, into the salsa to brighten things up."And of course the turkey's a good candidate, whether the gravy makes it to the table or not.

Cal Peternell's Fried Herb Salsa

  • 1 garlic clove, pounded to a paste with a pinch of salt

  • 1//3 cups finely chopped parsley

  • 1/3 cup good olive oil

  • 1/3 cup crumbled fried herbs (recipe follows)

Fried Herbs

  • Cooking oil, vegetable or olive

  • Leaves from 1 bunch rosemary, sage, or savory (or a mixture), patted dry if necessary to avoid spits and splatters

  • Salt View Full Recipe

Photos by Bobbi Lin

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