This guinea pig eating spaghetti is the only thing you need to see today
Who doesn't love a hearty plate of spaghetti and meatballs, let alone a spaghetti dinner accompanied by an adorable furry friend?
(No one, that's who.)
You won't believe just how much this little guy loves pasta -- seriously, by the time you're done watching him slurp up his noodles, you'll have forgotten all about pizza rat.
Carbs. For. DAYS.
Table manners aside, he just might be our new favorite dinner guest.
RELATED: Here are some more happy animals to brighten your day: