Get literally delicious lips with pizza and bacon lip balm

They say the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but this might be taking things a little too far.

Etsy seller Regina Panzeca just added two salty new flavors of lip balm to her collection: Pizza and bacon.

"'Pixxa' is just my personal fun way to say 'pizza,'" she said of the lip butter's unusual name. "It's goofy, kinda like a pizza lip balm!"

The balm includes notes of Italian herbs, tomato and a hint of garlic, just like the real deal.

(Huh. And here we were thinking garlic wasn't an ideal ingredient for kissing.)

If Italian food really isn't your style, worry not -- hop on a flight over to 'Merica and give her second new gloss, aptly named 'Bacon-- mmm...bacon,' a try.

Ultimately, let's hope you partner is feeling hungry for more than just your love, because whenever the junk food craving strikes, your savory lips will be there to satisfy it ... yum?

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