CBS won't air Super Bowl commercial touting benefits of medical marijuana

While we will likely see plenty of Super Bowl commercials with celebrities touting theme park vacations and others for soda, laundry detergent and of course all manner of cars, there’s at least one we won’t see on Feb. 3.

Medical marijuana ad rejected

According to Acreage Holdings, CBS, which is broadcasting Super Bowl LIII, rejected its 30-second ad touting the benefits of medical marijuana.

George Allen, the president of Acreage, told CNN Business that he expected CBS might not allow his company’s commercial to air during the game.

“We’re disappointed but somewhat unsurprised,” Allen said. “Still, we developed the ad in the spirit of a public service announcement. We feel it’s our responsibility to advocate on behalf of our patients.”

Acreage was ready to pony up the likely $5 million for a 30-second spot.

It’s hard to compete with the amount of attention something gets when it airs during the Super Bowl,” Allen told Bloomberg.

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The 15 best Super Bowl commercials of all time
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The 15 best Super Bowl commercials of all time

15. Tide 2013, Super Bowl XLVII: "Joe Montana"

Though his team may have come up short in the 2013 Super Bowl, former quarterback Joe Montana still managed to pull off a big win in this commercial. A man watching the game drops some salsa on his 49ers jersey, resulting in a stain that happens to look just like the Comeback Kid. The miracle stain causes a media uproar and becomes a relic of worship for fans across the country until the fan's wife -- who happens to be a Baltimore Ravens fan -- "accidentally" washes Montana out with Tide. Well played.

14. Doritos 2009, Super Bowl XLIII: "Free Doritos"

At first glance, this commercial seems pretty stupid. But at second glance-- well, would you look at that, it really IS pretty stupid! Two men are standing in what appears to be an office break room, when one inquires about the snow globe the other man is holding. He claims it's a magic crystal ball, and, insisting he can prove it's real, asks it if there will be free Doritos at the office today. Instead of waiting for an answer, he hurls the "crystal ball" at a nearby vending machine (conveniently stocked with only Doritos), breaking the glass, and effectively answering his own prophecy. Lowbrow humor at its absolute finest.
 

13. Apple 1984, Super Bowl XVIII: "1984"

With an aesthetic that feels more like that of an Oscar-winning movie (or maybe just a dystopian novel) than an ad, Apple definitely gets points for sheer artistry here. In an Orwellian scene, a jogger (Apple) dashes through a crowd of brain-washed lookalikes, evading security guards to knock down Big Brother (IBM) with a sledgehammer and usher in the era of the Macintosh. And judging by the fact that 32 years later we are all slaves to Job's technology (I'm willing to bet money you're reading this on an iPhone), I'd say their plan was effective. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


12. Pepsi 1996, Super Bowl XXX: "Your cheatin' heart"

Can commercials win awards for "Best Score"? If so, this one takes the cake -- erm, soft drink. A Coke delivery man tries to sneak a Pepsi from a fridge next to the one he is currently stocking, checking around him to make sure no one is looking. Immediately thereafter, all hell breaks loose and all he can do is try to slink away, hoping no one noticed, while painfully aware that EVERYONE noticed. Truly, we've all been that delivery man before.

11. Old Spice 2010, Super Bowl XLIV: "The man your man could smell like"

Ah, the commercial that launched a thousand memes. This viral ad bills the attractive Isaiah Mustafa as the man your man could smell like, not that you can really get a sense of what Old Spice smells like from this cryptic slot (maybe words like "musky" or "spicy" would've been useful). Still, when you take into consideration Mustafa's devastating good looks, his soothing voice, AND the fact that he got you tickets to that thing you wanted to see -- which are also diamonds, by the way -- then why wouldn't you want your man to smell like him?

10. Wendy's 1984, Super Bowl XVIII: "Where's the beef!?"

Who could've predicted that one simple question asked by actress Clara Peller in 1984 would become one of the most popular catchphrases of the decade? Three little old ladies walk into a fast-food restaurant advertised as the "Home of the Big Bun." One of the women lifts up the giant bun, revealing a disappointing morsel of a hamburger, which they all look at quizzically. In frustration, Peller shouts out "Where's the beef?!", a line that became so instantly famous it was even used as a burn in the 1984 presidential primaries.

9. Pepsi 1995, Super Bowl XXIX: "Coke vs Pepsi"

More shots fired at Coke by Pepsi, what a surprise! A Coca-Cola driver and a Pepsi driver meet at a diner on a snowy night. They start chatting and seem to hit it off, sharing photos of their families and enjoying some laughs, but things start to go awry when the Pepsi driver offers the Coke driver a sip of his soda -- and he refuses to give it back. That'll learn ya not to come between a man and his beverage, pal.

8. McDonalds 1993, Super Bowl XXVII: "The Showdown"

Who would've thought that one of the most memorable Super Bowl commercials of all time would star two of the greatest NBA players of all time? Larry Bird and Michael Jordan -- both of whom can afford to buy their own McDonalds franchise, let alone hamburger -- play the most intense game of H-O-R-S-E the world has ever seen for the prize of Jordan's Big Mac and fries. And at the rate they were going, they must still be playing at this very moment. Nothing but net.

7. Snickers 2010, Super Bowl XLIV: "Betty White"

According to Snickers, you're not you when you're hungry -- which might explain why one of these football bros magically transformed into Betty White, mid-game. Clearly, all he needed was a candy bar to get his energy back up, but in the meantime, at least we got to see Betty get tackled in the mud and hilariously hurl some insults at a teammate about his girlfriend, which is just about as much of a treat as eating a Snickers. Honestly, if you could be Betty White when you were hungry, would you ever eat again? (Don't lie to yourself.)

6. Budweiser 1999, Super Bowl XXXIII: "Separated At Birth"

Apparently, the old adage "he who laughs last, laughs best" holds up in the animal kingdom as well. A little old lady brings a basket containing two adorable dalmatian puppies to a very excited fire station. The pups start to vie for the fire fighters attention, but ultimately one knocks the other down and ends up being chosen. Fast forward two years into the future -- a weathered-looking dalmatian pokes its head out of a firetruck window while driving down a country road as it is about to pass a Clydesdale-drawn carriage. Sitting in the luxurious carriage with two very fancily dressed men is -- you guessed it -- the dalmation that didn't get selected by the fire fighters. The looks on both of the dog's faces say it all.

5. Volkswagen 2011, Super Bowl XLV: "The Force"

The dark side has never been so adorable. A costume-clad little boy, lovingly dubbed by the world as Vader kid, frustratedly roams around his house, trying to use the force on a variety of items that simply won't budge, including an elliptical, a washer and dryer, and a very lazy labrador retriever. Just when all hope seems lost for our young friend, dad pulls in the driveway in his new Volkswagen Passat, which happens to have a special feature that makes the boy believe the force is truly strong with him.

4. Always 2015, Super Bowl XLIX: "Like a girl"

Commercials aren't all horses and fast food, you know. Always took the Super Bowl commercial game to the next level with this meaningful ad. Some teenagers standing in front of a backdrop are asked to perform simple actions -- i.e. run, fight, throw -- but with a twist: do it "like a girl." Every single one of them starts doing their assigned action in an overly exaggerated, almost goofy manner. When girls under ten are asked to do the same, their response is a bit different, which begs the question; When did doing something "like a girl" become an insult, anyway? It's time for that to stop.

3. Budweiser 2013, Super Bowl XLVII: "Brotherhood"

Budweiser, you did it again. A man who breeds and raises Clydesdales develops a special bond with one of the majestic horses, only to wistfully watch it leave for the big-time. Three years later, he reads in the newspaper that the Budweiser Clydesdales are coming to town to be in a big parade. Naturally, the man goes to see his horse friend, but ends up heartbroken when the carriage passes right by him without so much as a neigh. As he begins driving home once the parade has ended, he sees the horse galloping towards him in his rear view mirror, and the two share an emotional reunion. At least I think that's what happened. Its hard to see through all these tears.

2. Coca-Cola 1980, Super Bowl XIV​: "Mean Joe Green"

Sorry, Pepsi. You may have earned more spots on the list, but quality over quantity every day. Pittsburg Steelers defensive tackle 'Mean Joe' Greene sullenly limps towards the locker room when a young Tom Okon stops him, tells him he thinks he's the "best ever," and adorably offers him his Coke. Not even the meanest man in football could resist an offer like that, and he tosses the boy his jersey in return. Honestly, if that didn't make you smile, maybe you're the mean one here.

1. Budweiser 2015, Super Bowl XLIX: "Lost Dog"

The last time I sobbed so hard I must've been watching Marley and Me. I was also 13 years old at the time so it was much less embarrassing. The same Clydesdale breeder who was at the center of Budweiser's last traumatic episode is going through the emotional ringer again -- only this time, its because of his lost puppy. The little labrador retriever ends up wandering into a truck that drives away without knowing he's inside. His journey lands him directly in harms way in the form of a coyote ready to attack, but just when you think the end is near for our little friend, the Clydesdales come to the rescue. As a fan of Budweiser myself, I must say: Stick to what you're best at, people -- quit brewing and go produce a movie.

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Medical marijuana allowed in 30 states

Acreage is a U.S.-based cannabis company, and former Speaker of the House John Boehner is one of its investors and board members.

Currently, 23 states allow medical marijuana use, with 10 states plus the District of Columbia allowing recreational use as well.

But there remains a federal prohibition on marijuana and cannabinoids, and the NFL still punishes players for using them as well.

Acreage’s ad featured two people who have benefitted from medicinal use of its products: a child with seizures and a military veteran with combat injuries.

Numerous former NFL players have said a high percentage of players use marijuana for recreational and pain reasons, arguing that it is a safer method of relief than highly addictive opioids.

Acreage will post a 60-second version of its ad on the company website.

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NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 07: A man leaves Columbia Care, the first medical marijuana dispensary in New York City on January 7, 2016 in New York City. The law allowing medical marijuana was signed by Governor Andrew Cuomo in 2014; the law stipulates that the legal marijuana may not be ingested by smoking it. (Photo by Andrew Burton/Getty Images)
Corey Young, a founder of courier service CannaRabbit LLC, picks up a delivery of marijuana from a dispensary as part of a wholesale transfer in Denver, Colorado, U.S., on Friday, March 27, 2015. CannaRabbit and peers are rushing in as regional truckers and nationwide haulers United Parcel Service Inc. and FedEx Corp. steer clear of transporting marijuana on concerns over the lack of nationwide clearance of a practice that is still illegal in most states. Photographer: Matthew Staver/Bloomberg via Getty Images
WASHINGTON, DC - MARCH 8: Takoma Wellness Center is a family run medical marijuana dispensary in Washington, DC. Employee, David Malpica, sets up the dispensary room before business hours on Sunday, March 8, 2015. (Sarah L. Voisin/The Washington Post via Getty Images)
Marijuana sits on a counter after being delivered to a dispensary by the courier service CannaRabbit LLC in Louisville, Colorado, U.S., on Friday, March 27, 2015. CannaRabbit and peers are rushing in as regional truckers and nationwide haulers United Parcel Service Inc. and FedEx Corp. steer clear of transporting marijuana on concerns over the lack of nationwide clearance of a practice that is still illegal in most states. Photographer: Matthew Staver/Bloomberg via Getty Images
LOS ANGELES, CA JULY 05, 2014 --- Shoppers lined up at one of many pot vendors stall at cannabis farmers market organized by California Heritage Market at West Coast Collective, a marijuana dispensary in Boyle Heights. (Photo by Irfan Khan/Los Angeles Times via Getty Images)
Vendors and growers prepare their displays for card-carrying medical marijuana patients attending Los Angeles' first-ever cannabis farmer's market at the West Coast Collective medical marijuana dispensary, on the fourth of July, or Independence Day, in Los Angeles, California on July 4, 2014 where organizer's of the 3-day event plan to showcase high quality cannabis from growers and vendors throughout the state. AFP PHOTO/Frederic J. BROWN (Photo credit should read FREDERIC J. BROWN/AFP/Getty Images)
Containers of the medical marijuana product known as 'Wax' are displayed at Los Angeles' first-ever cannabis farmer's market at the West Coast Collective medical marijuana dispensary, on the fourth of July, or Independence Day, in Los Angeles, California on July 4, 2014 where organizer's of the 3-day event plan to showcase high quality cannabis from growers and vendors throughout the state. AFP PHOTO/Frederic J. BROWN (Photo credit should read FREDERIC J. BROWN/AFP/Getty Images)
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