Donald Trump has ruined Halloween for all of us by selling MAGA pumpkin hats
Trump's official store is selling pumpkin-themed "Make America Great Again" hats. The website describes the item as a treat. But it's really just one big trick to all of us. Halloween is officially cancelled. Let's all thank President Donald Trump's merchandise.
The hat looks ordinary enough at a glance, with a jack-o'-lantern face in the front. Turn it around, however, and the "MAGA" slogan is embroidered on the back. Also terrifying: It costs a whopping $45. Yes, $45 for a baseball cap.
Trump's daughter-in-law Lara Trump tweeted an image of herself in the hat, along with the caption, "#MakeHalloweenGreatAgain and order your pumpkin #MAGA hat today!"
People didn't waste any time trolling her new accessory. And, um, calling out the similarities between Trump and the hat:
Just think: For only $45 you could have the scariest Halloween costume at the party, and give little trick-or-treaters bigger nightmares than even the It costume.