Hilarious Twitter thread that pairs fast food chains with zodiac signs is going viral

It's about time that astrology and fast food collided.

Twitter user venuschain took to the platform to share some much-needed truths about the connection between astrology and fast food.

From Burger King to Panda Express, he theorizes, every chain has its corresponding sign — for better or for worse.

For example, Sonic is Aries:

Panda Express is Taurus:

McDonald's is obviously a Gemini:

Chick-fil-A is Cancer:

Chipotle is Leo:

Burger King is Virgo, in a particularly harsh estimation of those born between August 22 and September 22:

Wendy's is Libra:

Late-night icon Jack in the Box is Scorpio:

In-n-Out is Sagittarius:

Raising Cane's, the fastest-growing chain in the US, is Capricorn:

Taco Bell is Aquarius:

And, finally, Subway is Pisces:

Hats off to venuschain for illuminating these truths of the universe.

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