It's about time that astrology and fast food collided.
From Burger King to Panda Express, he theorizes, every chain has its corresponding sign — for better or for worse.
For example, Sonic is Aries:
Panda Express is Taurus:
McDonald's is obviously a Gemini:
Chick-fil-A is Cancer:
Chipotle is Leo:
Burger King is Virgo, in a particularly harsh estimation of those born between August 22 and September 22:
Wendy's is Libra:
Late-night icon Jack in the Box is Scorpio:
In-n-Out is Sagittarius:
Raising Cane's, the fastest-growing chain in the US, is Capricorn:
Taco Bell is Aquarius:
And, finally, Subway is Pisces:
Hats off to venuschain for illuminating these truths of the universe.
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