Big news (literally): like J.K. Simmons before him, it appears that Jeff Bezos is jacked now.
Images have emerged of the Amazon CEO looking slightly more muscular than usual at this week's Allen and Company Sun Valley Conference in Idaho.
And the internet, which has long taken an interest in "public figures who look different than they did before," is cracking jokes like Jeff Bezos probably cracks a fresh free-range egg from Whole Foods into his morning omelet.
Particularly Matt Drudge.
<clears throat> ahem. Jeff Bezos is our new Chuck Norris 1/ pic.twitter.com/U8y67VAIv1
— erin mccann | (@mccanner) July 14, 2017
We don't know about "bionic man," but that sure is a nice (and very angular) performance vest.
Who will be the next bald celebrity who kind of looks like he could've been in Whiplash to get jacked? Stay tuned, we suppose.