Gwyneth Paltrow gifts herself a vibrator in new G. Label ad, and yes, the same one is available on her website

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All hail the queen of self-care!

Lotions, serums, crystals and creams are among the items Gwyneth Paltrow likes to see in her Christmas stocking, but according to her latest ad for her brand G. Label, there's another item she wouldn't mind receiving: A sex toy.

"Do something for others, but don't forget about number one," a deep voiceover narrates as Gwyneth pulls a NSFW item out of a stocking. "Yes, that is a vibrator."

Indeed it is, and a reasonably priced one at that: Gwyneth sells the exact same one on her Goop website for well under $100.

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Although the waterproof selection appears to be Gwyneth's item of choice, Goop also sells a selection of other options. Some are even less expensive, like this friendly-looking $55 option, and others, like this vibrator that masquerades as a gold necklace, are pretty darn innovative.

Of course, Goop wouldn't be Goop if it didn't also promote some ridiculously-priced (and therefore fascinating) models. Who among us wouldn't be curious about this 24-karat gold Lelo vibrator, which retails for a whopping $3,490? The thing even arrives in an elegant mahogany box.

And hey, if you're not quite sure whether a sex toy would be a well-received surprise on Christmas Day, you (typically) can't go wrong with some silky pajamas. Merry merry!

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