Paris Hilton on 'WWHL': All the juiciest things we learned about Lindsay, Kim Kardashian, the Trumps and more

Paris Hilton appeared on Bravo's "Watch What Happens Live" on Tuesday night, and host Andy Cohen got the heiress-turned-DJ to spill on a slew of hot topics from throughout her decades in the spotlight.

From her parents trying to set her up with the Trumps, her relationships with famous friends past and present like Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Kim Kardashian to that rumor that she once made out with Miley Cyrus in a Miami nightclub, Hilton was more than game to tackle everything that Cohen threw at her.

We've gathered up the most notable things we learned from Paris Hilton's "Watch What Happens Live" appearance below:

She can't say anything nice about former friend Lindsay Lohan: Paris and Lindsay have infamously swiped at each other in the press for years, so when Cohen asked her to say three nice things about the reality star, she was almost at a loss for words: "She's beyond," she said coyly. "Lame and embarrassing."

Her parents once tried to set her up with the Trumps: Paris has known the Trump family since she was a child, and she said that her parents "obviously" tried to set her up with Eric and Donald Trump Jr., but they're "not my type." When asked what she remembers about spending time with their father, Donald, she added, "He loves himself. A lot, and whatever. I'm not gonna say anything weird, but he's beyond."

(When Cohen asked her to clarify if "beyond" was positive or negative, she said it could go either way, but "when you're talking about someone like Lohan or [Trump] ... beyond can mean a lot of things.")

On her relationship with Kendall, Kylie, Kim and the rest of the Kardashian/Jenner family: "I've known them since they were little girls," Paris said. "We all grew up together, and it's amazing what the entire family has done. They're all brilliant, beautiful business women."

"I'm so proud of her, I think she's always been an amazing businesswoman," she added of longtime pal, Kim. "I think she's so smart, she's gorgeous. She would organize people's closets and made a big business out of it and parlayed it into her business now. She's killing it."

On her current state of mind and whether or not she sees a therapist: "I'm so happy," she said, adding that she's not in therapy. "I definitely don't trust a therapist. Sweetheart, have you seen these books, tell-alls? I'm my own therapist. My sister is my therapist."

On rumors she had a fling with Chad Michael Murray while filming "One Tree Hill": "I plead the fifth," she said with a laugh. We can read between the lines on that one.

On her current relationship status: Paris said that she's not currently seeing anyone and she's "not on any of" the dating apps. When Cohen asked how she meets potential suitors, she said, "Just like living life, going everywhere. Like, my friends will introduce me. I'm very shy. I don't know. I don't trust anyone."

On a potential return to reality TV after "The Simple Life": "How do you compare to that show?" Paris said of "The Simple Life," implying that she's done with that time of her life. Later on, when a caller asked if the rumors that she almost joined "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" were true, she was straightforward: "First of all, I'm not a housewife, I'm not married, I probably never will be." If she were to hypothetically join, though, she said her tagline would (obviously) be, "That's hot."

On rumors that she once made out with Miley Cyrus in a Miami nightclub: "Maybe," she said with a coy smile.

The biggest misconception about former pal Britney Spears: "She's very misunderstood, people don't know the real her," Paris explained. "I've spent a lot of time with her, and she's actually so sweet and so smart and people don't see that side of her. [She's] very shy."

On her current relationship with "The Simple Life" co-star, Nicole Richie: "I love Nicole, we were actually texting, like, three days ago," Paris said, adding that Nicole "was reminding me of the date" of their high school reunion, which she wants to go to, but may not be able to because of her work schedule.

"Watch What Happens Live" airs nightly on Bravo at 11 p.m. EST