Stormy Daniels details alleged tryst with Trump in salacious detail and compares President's privates to Nintendo character in memoir

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Stormy Daniels’ soon-to-be released tell-all memoir contains some salacious — and even cringe-worthy — details and descriptions of her alleged dalliance with Donald Trump.

The porn actress, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, writes in “Full Disclosure” that her illicit affair with Trump a decade ago “may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” according to a copy obtained by The Guardian.

Daniels says she slept with Trump during a celebrity golf tournament in California in 2006, which the President has denied.

But the adult film star goes on to describe particulars of the President’s anatomy in lurid detail — by comparing his private parts to a popular video game character.

Daniels describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” she writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.”

According to the Guardian, she added that she “lay there, annoyed that I was getting f---ed by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.”

The video game references went viral on Twitter Tuesday morning, sparking disgust and awe as the terms “Mario Kart” and “Toad” trended on Twitter.

In “Full Disclosure,” Daniels also claims that the President offered the XXX-rated actress a spot on his reality show “The Apprentice” and said he would help her win beat the competition.

“We’ll figure out a way to get you the challenges beforehand,” Daniels quotes Trump as saying. “And we can devise your technique.”

“He was going to have me cheat, and it was 100 percent his idea,” she adds.

Daniels goes on to write that in the lead up to the 2016 election she would discuss Trump's candidacy with former colleagues, many of whom who contacted her in disbelief at the news that he was in the running.

"It will never happen, I would say," the 39-year-old writes. "He doesn't even want to be president."

Daniels, who was paid $130,000 in hush money by Trump's former lawyer Michael Cohen ahead of the 2016 presidential election, is now suing to dissolve the nondisclosure agreement she signed because she says the President never signed it.

Cohen pleaded guilty to campaign finance violations related to the payment, which Trump has admitted to reimbursing, and implicated the President in the scheme to keep Daniels quiet.