A photo of Donald Trump Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle, his new girlfriend and disgraced former Fox News personality, was quickly turned into a meme once people noticed how airbrushed the couple looked. If you've ever wondered what Don Jr. looks like without any pores whatsoever, then today's your lucky day!
Really, just look at this photo. Not a wrinkle, pore, or blemish in sight. Not even the most skilled plastic surgeon could Botox someone into looking as smooth as this.
And is that an app-generated twinkle in Trump Jr.'s eye?
Twitter legend Chrissy Teigen poked fun at the stiff couple, whose complexion just radiates youthfulness and a $3.99 one-time payment for the premium version of Facetune.
"Hello we are robots beedoo boop," Teigen joked.
Trump Jr.'s edited smile is so dazzlingly white, you might blind yourself if you look at it too long.
hello we are robots beedoo boop smiling is opening your lips and exposing your teeth until you feel a light tension on the outer corners of your mouth beep blurp we are smiling boop beep pic.twitter.com/2EXyyHXyZk
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 1, 2018
Don't be fooled by the sparkling eyes or rosy cheeks.
-A blank white square.
-Two blanker, whiter squares named Donald Trump Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle.
— Santa Claus, CEO (@SantaInc) August 1, 2018
One person offered to do a better job of airbrushing Trump Jr.'s photos.
— 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵 (@heathdwilliams) August 1, 2018
Others thought the couple was beyond help, much like the botched fresco of Jesus.
“Yes, I’d like to order your two cheapest sex dolls please.” pic.twitter.com/ISmtj8koCa
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) July 19, 2018
Neither Trump Jr. nor Guilfoyle have responded to the memes. They're probably too busy meticulously blurring out their imperfections.