Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher may seem to have a fairy tale romance, but the A-list pair didn’t exactly have the most romantic honeymoon.
Kunis, 34, recalled on Monday's Tonight Show the couple's unfortunate travel plans shortly after their wedding three years ago. It all started when she gifted her husband with an RV and he decided that they would use it for the special occasion.
“If you’ve ever seen the National Lampoon movies, our honeymoon was like a real life National Lampoon’s honeymoon. I’m not exaggerating. I’m not saying it for a laugh,” she insisted to host Jimmy Fallon. “We also honeymooned with my in-laws.”
As if that wasn’t rough enough, things got off to a very rocky start for the family.
“With our 10 month old, we are in a tin can on wheels,” she said of traveling with daughter Wyatt. “That’s how it starts. Eight hours into this RV, our air conditioner breaks in Bakersfield at 110-degree weather… We almost died on the side of a road.”
To make matters worse, the group didn’t even have a safe place to park their RV at night.
“My wonderful, beautiful mother-in-law picked the RV parks that we were staying in, but she didn’t use the Internet. She used books,” Kunis explained, noting that Kutcher's mom, Diane, had promised a nice end to the trip near California's Napa Valley, which is adorned with beautiful wineries.
“An RV park, not in Napa but an hour outside of Napa with two prisons,” she revealed. “Yes, guys, that is where our RV trip ended. My husband looked at me and goes, ‘I quit,’ and I was like, ‘Me too.’ And that was our honeymoon and three years later, we really like each other.”
The couple now have two children, 3-year-old Wyatt and almost 2-year-old Dimitri.
“First of all, you don’t really appreciate having just one until you have two and then hindsight is 20/20 where you’re like, ‘Woo, having just one kid is so much easier,’” Kunis said.
Luckily their children get along for the most part. “My daughter’s very sweet to him. There are times when she’s like an a-hole, but more times than not, she’s really kind and really generous,” she quipped. “He’s a little bit more a boy.”
Mila Kunis out and about
Mila Kunis out and about
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA - DECEMBER 03: Actors Ashton Kutcher (L) and Mila Kunis attend the 2018 Breakthrough Prize at NASA Ames Research Center on December 3, 2017 in Mountain View, California. (Photo by C Flanigan/FilmMagic)
LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 20: Actor Mila Kunis attends the 2018 Billboard Music Awards at MGM Grand Garden Arena on May 20, 2018 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 19: Actors Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis talk with Los Angeles Dodgers Outfield Andre Ethier (16) during game four of the National League Championship Series between the Chicago Cubs and the Los Angeles Dodgers on October 19, 2016, at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles, CA. (Photo by Chris Williams/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)
LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 20: Actor Mila Kunis attends the 2018 Billboard Music Awards at MGM Grand Garden Arena on May 20, 2018 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 20: Recording artist Taylor Swift (L) accepts the Top Selling Album award for 'Reputation' from actor Mila Kunis onstage during the 2018 Billboard Music Awards at MGM Grand Garden Arena on May 20, 2018 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
HOLLYWOOD, CA - MAY 03: Actors Zoe Saldana and Mila Kunis attend the ceremony honoring Zoe Saldana with star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on May 3, 2018 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagic)
LAS VEGAS, NV - APRIL 26: Mila Kunis attends the 2018 CinemaCon - Lionsgate Presentation For 2018 Summer And Beyond held at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace on April 26, 2018 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Michael Tran/FilmMagic)
LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 11: Actors Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis attend the game between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Oakland Athletics at Dodger Stadium on April 11, 2018 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jayne Kamin-Oncea/Getty Images)
WESTWOOD, CA - OCTOBER 30: Actress Mila Kunis attends the premiere of STX Entertainment's 'A Bad Moms Christmas' at Regency Village Theatre on October 30, 2017 in Westwood, California. (Photo by Allen Berezovsky/WireImage for Fashion Media )
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 25: Global brand partner Mila Kunis attends the official launch party for Jim Beamï¿½ Vanilla, the newest flavored product from Jim Beamï¿½ Bourbon, on Monday, September 25, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images for Jim Beam)
LAS VEGAS, NV - MARCH 28: Actress Mila Kunis at CinemaCon 2017 The State of the Industry: Past, Present and Future and STX Films Presentation at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace during CinemaCon, the official convention of the National Association of Theatre Owners, on March 28, 2017 in Las Vegas, Nevada.(Photo by Jeffrey Mayer/WireImage)
NEW YORK, NY - JULY 28: (L-R) Denise Albert, actresses Kathryn Hahn and Mila Kunis, and Melissa Musen Gerstein attend the Mamarazzi Screening Of 'Bad Moms' at AMC Empire on July 28, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Monica Schipper/WireImage)
NEW YORK, NY - JULY 28: Cast member of the film 'Bad Moms,' Mila Kunis rings the closing bell at NASDAQ on July 28, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Gary Gershoff/WireImage)
WESTWOOD, CA - JULY 26: Actress Mila Kunis arrives at the premiere of STX Entertainment's 'Bad Moms' at Mann Village Theatre on July 26, 2016 in Westwood, California. (Photo by Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagic)
THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON -- Episode 0504 -- Pictured: Actress Mila Kunis on July 20, 2016 -- (Photo by: Andrew Lipovsky/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)
NEW YORK, NY - JULY 20: Mila Kunis attends AOl Build to discuss her new movie 'Bad Mom' at AOL HQ on July 20, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Daniel Zuchnik/WireImage)
NEW YORK, NY - JULY 18: Pregnant Mila Kunis arrives at the 'Bad Mom' premiere After Party at The Blond in Soho on July 18, 2016 in New York, NY. (Photo by Josiah Kamau/BuzzFoto via Getty Images)
NEW YORK, NY - JULY 18: (L-R) Annie Mumolo, President of STX Entertainment Sophie Watts, Mila Kunis and Kathryn Hahn attend the after party for the 'Bad Moms' premiere at Metrograph on July 18, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)
OAKLAND, CA - JUNE 5: Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis attend Game Two of the 2016 NBA Finals between the Golden State Warriors and the Cleveland Cavaliers on June 5, 2016 at ORACLE Arena in Oakland, California. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this Photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2016 NBAE (Photo by Andrew D. Bernstein/NBAE via Getty Images)
LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 22: (L-R) Actresses Kristen Bell, Kathryn Hahn and Mila Kunis arrive at the 2016 Billboard Music Awards at T-Mobile Arena on May 22, 2016 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Allen Berezovsky/Getty Images)
LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 22: Actress Mila Kunis attends the 2016 Billboard Music Awards at T-Mobile Arena on May 22, 2016 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Getty Images for dcp)
LAS VEGAS, NV - APRIL 14: Actress Mila Kunis, one of the recipients of the Female Stars of the Year Award, attends the CinemaCon Big Screen Achievement Awards brought to you by the Coca-Cola Company at Omnia Nightclub at Caesars Palace during CinemaCon, the official convention of the National Association of Theatre Owners, on April 14, 2016 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - APRIL 12: Mila Kunis arrives at CinemaCon 2016 - STX Entertainment 'The State Of The Industry: Past, Present And Future held at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace on April 12, 2016 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Michael Tran/FilmMagic)
LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 28: Mila Kunis is seen at 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' on March 28, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by gotpap/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)