Demi Moore destroys Bruce Willis in surprise roast appearance

Nobody has better material than a former spouse.

Demi Moore made a surprise appearance at the taping of a Comedy Central roast for ex-husband Bruce Willis ― and she killed.

Moore was not on the roster and caught the “Die Hard” icon completely unaware at The Hollywood Palladium on Saturday, according to reports.

“I look at our marriage like ‘The Sixth Sense,’” Moore said at the podium, per Deadline. “You were dead the whole time.”

The “G.I. Jane” star, who was married to Willis from 1987 to 2000, joked, per People: “I was married to Bruce for the first three ‘Die Hard’ movies, which makes sense, because the last two sucked.”

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LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 14: Demi Moore attends the Comedy Central Roast Of Bruce Willis on July 14, 2018 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Tommaso Boddi/WireImage)
LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 14: Demi Moore attends the Comedy Central Roast Of Bruce Willis on July 14, 2018 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Tommaso Boddi/WireImage)
LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 14: Demi Moore attends the Comedy Central Roast Of Bruce Willis on July 14, 2018 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Tommaso Boddi/WireImage)
LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 14: (L-R) Rumer Willis, Bruce Willis, Tallulah Belle Willis, Demi Moore, Marlene Willis and Scout LaRue Willis attend the after party for the Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis at NeueHouse on July 14, 2018 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Phil Faraone/VMN18/Getty Images For Comedy Central)
LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 14: Demi Moore speaks onstage during the Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis at Hollywood Palladium on July 14, 2018 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)
LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 14: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore attend the after party for the Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis at NeueHouse on July 14, 2018 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Phil Faraone/VMN18/Getty Images For Comedy Central)
LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 14: (L-R) Rumer Willis, Bruce Willis, Demi Moore and Tallulah Belle Willis attend the after party for the Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis at NeueHouse on July 14, 2018 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Phil Faraone/VMN18/Getty Images For Comedy Central)
LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 14: Demi Moore (L) and Bruce Willis attend the Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis at Hollywood Palladium on July 14, 2018 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)
LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 14: Demi Moore speaks onstage during the Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis at Hollywood Palladium on July 14, 2018 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)
LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 14: Demi Moore speaks onstage during the Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis at Hollywood Palladium on July 14, 2018 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)
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In a zinger at his dad skills, she said: “When our daughter Rumer was a baby and it was his turn to change the diaper in the middle of the night, he would lean over and whisper to me, ‘I’ll give you a thousand dollars right now if you change that diaper.’”

Moore also took aim at a few career ventures that didn’t work out for the former “Moonlighting” star. “Bruce considered the end of our marriage his biggest failure,” she said, per The Independent. “Bruce, don’t be so hard on yourself, you had much bigger failures: Planet Hollywood, ‘Hudson Hawk’ … campaigning for Michael Dukakis, turning down [George] Clooney’s role in ‘Ocean’s Eleven’ to focus on playing the harmonica.” 

In one of the riskier jokes of the night, Moore referenced Harvey Weinstein, who faces sexual assault charges after being accused of preying on dozens of women.

“Bruce got his career-breaking moment in ‘Pulp Fiction,’ and it seemed really odd at the time, this big action star in a little indie film,” she said, “but Bruce went over to Harvey Weinstein’s hotel, and I don’t know, but he came back and said, ‘I got the part!’”

The audience reacted with applause, People reported.

And there seemed to be no hard feelings between the two.

The roast is scheduled to air July 29 on Comedy Central.

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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 12: Demi Moore attends the after party for the 'Rough Night' Premiere at Diamond Horseshoe on June 12, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)
NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 12: (L-R) Actors Demetrius Shipp Jr., Leslie Jones, Jimmy Fallon, and Demi Moore play a game during their visit to the 'The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' at Rockefeller Center on June 12, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for NBC)
NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 12: Actress Demi Moore (L) is interviewed by Host/Comedian Jimmy Fallon during her visit to the 'The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' at Rockefeller Center on June 12, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for NBC)
LOS ANGELES, CA - JUNE 08: Demi Moore (R) and celebrity floral designer Eric Buterbaugh attend Glenda Bailey's Book Launch Celebration at Eric Buterbaugh Los Angeles on June 8, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images)
MALIBU, CA - MAY 11: Demi Moore at Christian Dior Cruise 2018 Show and After Party at Gladstone's Malibu on May 11, 2017 in Malibu, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 19: Actress Demi Moore attends Harper's BAZAAR 150th Anniversary Event presented with Tiffany & Co at The Rainbow Room on April 19, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Gilbert Carrasquillo/FilmMagic)
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 27: Demi Moore attends Harper's BAZAAR celebration of the 150 Most Fashionable Women presented by TUMI in partnership with American Express, La Perla, and Hearts On Fire at Sunset Tower Hotel on January 27, 2017 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Rachel Murray/Getty Images for Harper's Bazaar)
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 27: Actors Tallulah Belle Willis, Demi Moore and Scout Willis Harper's Bazaar Celebrates 150 Most Fashionable Women at Sunset Tower Hotel on January 27, 2017 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 15: Actress Demi Moore arrives at a screening of David O. Russell's 'Past Forward' hosted by Prada at Hauser Wirth & Schimmel on November 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amanda Edwards/WireImage)
LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 05: Actors Susan Sarandon (L) and Demi Moore attend the opening of the Anton Yelchin photography exhibit at Other Gallery on November 5, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Mike Windle/Getty Images)
HOLLYWOOD, CA - NOVEMBER 02: (L-R) Tallulah Willis, Scout Willis, costume designer Arianne Phillips and actress Demi Moore attend the opening night of 'Hedwig and the Angry Inch' at the Pantages Theatre on November 2, 2016 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)
LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 30: Actresses Demi Moore and Salma Hayek attend the 2016 LACMA Art + Film gala at LACMA on October 29, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic)
PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 03: Actress Demi Moore attends the Alber Elbaz Ceremony Decoration at Ministere de la culture - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017 on October 3, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND - JUNE 28: Demi Moore attends a drinks reception and dinner in celebration of the Sabine Getty Showroom in Berkeley Square on June 28, 2016 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images for Sabine Getty)
PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 02: Eric Buterbaugh and Demi Moore attend the EB Florals Fragance : Launch Party as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017 on October 2, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Dominique Charriau/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 23: Demi Moore arrives for the Gala to celebrate the Vogue 100 Festival at Kensington Gardens on May 23, 2016 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 23: Demi Moore attends Chelsea Flower Show press day at Royal Hospital Chelsea on May 23, 2016 in London, England. The prestigious gardening show features hundreds of stands and exhibition gardens. (Photo by Jeff Spicer/WireImage)
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - MAY 06: Actress Demi Moore attends Goldie Hawn's Annual Goldie's Love In For Kids on May 06, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 23: Demi Moore attends Chelsea Flower Show press day at Royal Hospital Chelsea on May 23, 2016 in London, England. The prestigious gardening show features hundreds of stands and exhibition gardens. (Photo by Jeff Spicer/WireImage)
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - MAY 06: Actresses Goldie Hawn and Demi Moore attend Annual Goldie's Love In For Kids hosted by Goldie Hawn at Ron Burkle's Green Acres Estate on May 6, 2016 in Beverly Hills, Californi (Photo by Todd Williamson/Getty Images)
LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 26: Demi Moore and January Jones attend Parisian Accessory Maison Roger Vivier Hosts Dinner In Honor Of Creative Director Bruno Frisoni at Lucques Restaurant on April 26, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Roger Vivier)
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Demi Moore, Scout Willis, Tallulah Willis arrives at the SAINT LAURENT At The Palladium at Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Actors Gary Oldman (L) and Demi Moore, in Saint Laurent by Hedi Slimane, attend Saint Laurent at the Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California for the Saint Laurent Los Angeles show. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for SAINT LAURENT)
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: (L-R) Actor Gary Oldman, Gisele Schmidt, actors Demi Moore, in Saint Laurent by Hedi Slimane, Lisa Bonet, recording artist Lenny Kravitz, CEO of Kering Francois-Henri Pinault and actors Jane Fonda, in Saint Laurent by Hedi Slimane, and Sylvester Stallone attend Saint Laurent at the Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California for the Saint Laurent Los Angeles show. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for SAINT LAURENT)
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