Regina George, age eight months old (we think), has passed on from natural causes.
She was Jennifer Garner's beloved chicken and reading companion.
Garner posted a moving tribute to the expired fowl on Monday on Instagram, in a somber collage providing a wistful stroll down memory lane. There were the long walks together, the reading of the newspaper, the time spent on the swing, a lot of pecking at the ground...
An octagonal grave marker marks Regina George's final resting place.
“Regina loves long walks, dehydrated bugs, and kale,” Garner wrote at the time. “Regina hates....carbs. #shesanicechickenbutaMeanGirl #MeanGirlsthemovie #ithinkshehasaburnbook #cluckcluck.”
So with the help of Shakespeare, we say: Rest in peace, Regina George.
Now cracks a noble egg. Goodnight, sweet princess:
And flights of chickens sing thee to thy rest!
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