SNL's Robert Mueller breaks up with Trump collusion probe in 'The Bachelor' spoof

Trump loves Russia, but he may not be in collusion with Russia.

Special Counsel Robert Mueller, as portrayed by his “Saturday Night Live” doppelganger, made the tough decision to pursue President Trump on obstruction charges, rather than collusion with the Russian government, to a heartbroken voter’s dismay.

“The reality is that I don’t think I can give you everything that you want right now,” said SNL cast member Kate McKinnon, mashing her Mueller impression with the sought after candidate in ABC’s “The Bachelor.”

The cold open Saturday night depicted the independent prosecutor performing the inevitable breakup from the reality series. The woman vying for his love was replaced with Cecily Strong as a voter longing for Trump’s impeachment. She was under the impression the indictment of 13 Russians and revelations that a secret meeting between a Trump supporter and Russian businessman in Seychelles meant something to their budding relationship.

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SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE -- 'Alec Baldwin' Episode 1718 -- Pictured: Kate McKinnon as Attorney General Jeff Sessions during the 'Sean Spicer Press Conference Cold Open' on February 11, 2017 -- (Photo by: Will Heath/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE -- 'Alec Baldwin' Episode 1718 -- Pictured: (l-r) Kate McKinnon as Senator Elizabeth Warren with anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che during 'Weekend Update' on February 11, 2017 -- (Photo by: Will Heath/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)
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SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE -- 'Kristen Stewart' Episode 1717 -- Pictured: (l-r) Kate McKinnon as Grandma, Pete Davidson as Grandpa Joe, and host Kristen Stewart as Charlie during the 'Golden Ticket' sketch on February 4th, 2017 -- (Photo by: Will Heath/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)
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SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE -- 'Casey Affleck' Episode 1714 -- Pictured: (l-r) Kate McKinnon as Kellyanne Conway, Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump, and Cecily Strong as Melania Trump during the 'Donald Trump Christmas Cold Open' sketch on December 17, 2016 -- (Photo by: Will Heath/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)
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Mueller broke the news that he was “only half in with collusion” and that he had his mind on prosecuting the President for obstruction of justice instead.

“Collusion is literally the only thing I’ve been looking forward to for the past year,” Strong cried.

The two-camera production followed Mueller and his jilted paramour during the bitter breakup, as the two tried avoiding each other behind the scenes at the SNL studio.

“I’m not going to give you a hug goodbye,” she told Mueller. “I was ready, Bob. I was ready to do the whole damn thing.”

He kept pouring on the bad news.

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WASHINGTON, DC - OCTOBER 28: Former FBI director Robert Mueller attends the ceremonial swearing-in of FBI Director James Comey at the FBI Headquarters October 28, 2013 in Washington, DC. Comey was officially sworn in as director of FBI on September 4 to succeed Mueller who had served as director for 12 years. (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)
US President Barack Obama applauds outgoing Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) director Robert Mueller (L) in the Rose Garden at the White House in Washington on June 21, 2013 as he nominates Jim Comey to be the next FBI director. Comey, a deputy attorney general under George W. Bush, would replace Mueller, who is stepping down from the agency he has led since the week before the September 11, 2001 attacks. AFP PHOTO/Nicholas KAMM (Photo credit should read NICHOLAS KAMM/AFP/Getty Images)
Outgoing FBI Director Robert Mueller applauds key staff members during a farewell ceremony held for him at the Justice Department in Washington, August 1, 2013. On Monday the U.S. Senate confirmed former Deputy Attorney General James Comey to replace Mueller, who has led the bureau since shortly before the September 11, 2001, attacks on the United States. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst (UNITED STATES - Tags: POLITICS CRIME LAW HEADSHOT)
391489 03: U.S. President George W. Bush speaks during a conference as he stands with Justice Department veteran Robert Mueller, left, who he has nominated to head the FBI, and Attorney General John Ashcroft July 5, 2001 the Rose Garden at the White House in Washington, DC. (Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images)
Outgoing FBI Director Robert Mueller stands for the national anthem during a farewell ceremony for him at the Justice Department in Washington, August 1, 2013. On Monday the U.S. Senate confirmed former Deputy Attorney General James Comey to replace Mueller, who has led the bureau since shortly before the September 11, 2001, attacks on the United States. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst (UNITED STATES - Tags: POLITICS CRIME LAW)
Outgoing FBI Director Robert Mueller (L) reacts to a standing ovation from the audience, Deputy U.S. Attorney General James Cole (C) and U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder (R) during Mueller's farewell ceremony at the Justice Department in Washington, August 1, 2013. On Monday the U.S. Senate confirmed former Deputy Attorney General James Comey to replace Mueller, who has led the bureau since shortly before the September 11, 2001, attacks on the United States. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst (UNITED STATES - Tags: POLITICS CRIME LAW)
Outgoing FBI Director Robert Mueller gestures during his remarks at a farewell ceremony held for him at the Justice Department in Washington, August 1, 2013. On Monday the U.S. Senate confirmed former Deputy Attorney General James Comey to replace Mueller, who has led the bureau since shortly before the September 11, 2001, attacks on the United States. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst (UNITED STATES - Tags: POLITICS CRIME LAW)
FILE PHOTO -- U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft (R) and FBI Director Robert Mueller speak about possible terrorist threats against the United States, in Washington, May 26, 2004. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque/File Photo
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FBI Director Robert Mueller testifies before the House Judiciary Committee hearing on Federal Bureau of Investigation oversight on Capitol Hill in Washington June 13, 2013. Mueller said on Thursday that the U.S. government is doing everything it can to hold confessed leaker Edward Snowden accountable for splashing surveillance secrets across the pages of newspapers worldwide. REUTERS/Yuri Gripas (UNITED STATES - Tags: POLITICS CRIME LAW)
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McKinnon’s Mueller informed his tearful sweetheart that there’s a chance Trump could survive the 2020 political gauntlet, when he’s expected to seek a second term.

“I have to wait two more years for him to be out of office,” she asked, horrified.

“Honestly, probably six,” Mueller replied.

The special counsel warned that if the voter got what she wanted out of their relationship — also known as the Russian probe — her life could spin out of control with Vice President Pence assuming the role as commander-in-chief.

Amid the drama, Mueller slipped a sliver of hope to heal her broken heart.

“If it makes you feel any better, the Kush is cooked and you’re the next Bachelorette,” he added, referencing Trump’s son-in-law and senior White House adviser.

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