Oscars 2018: Tiffany Haddish and Maya Rudolph ditch their stilettos onstage at the Academy Awards

Why do we ever wear stilettos when slippers exist?

Tiffany Haddish and Maya Rudolph strutted onstage at the Academy Awards with their heels in hand before delivering the best award introductions of the night.

After Tiffany complained that she'd been wearing her heels since early Sunday morning, Maya countered that she'd been wearing hers for weeks: "Girl, my pinky toe fell off!"

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Tiffany Haddish and Maya Rudolph at the 90th Academy Awards
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HOLLYWOOD, CA - MARCH 04: Actors Tiffany Haddish (L) and Maya Rudolph walk onstage during the 90th Annual Academy Awards at the Dolby Theatre at Hollywood & Highland Center on March 4, 2018 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
HOLLYWOOD, CA - MARCH 04: Actors Tiffany Haddish (L) and Maya Rudolph speak onstage during the 90th Annual Academy Awards at the Dolby Theatre at Hollywood & Highland Center on March 4, 2018 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
HOLLYWOOD, CA - MARCH 04: Actors Tiffany Haddish (L) and Maya Rudolph speak onstage during the 90th Annual Academy Awards at the Dolby Theatre at Hollywood & Highland Center on March 4, 2018 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
HOLLYWOOD, CA - MARCH 04: Actors Tiffany Haddish (L) and Maya Rudolph speak onstage during the 90th Annual Academy Awards at the Dolby Theatre at Hollywood & Highland Center on March 4, 2018 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
Comedian Tiffany Haddish arrives for the 90th Annual Academy Awards on March 4, 2018, in Hollywood, California. / AFP PHOTO / VALERIE MACON (Photo credit should read VALERIE MACON/AFP/Getty Images)
HOLLYWOOD, CA - MARCH 04: Tiffany Haddish attends the 90th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on March 4, 2018 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
Tiffany Haddish arrives for the 90th Annual Academy Awards on March 4, 2018, in Hollywood, California. / AFP PHOTO / VALERIE MACON (Photo credit should read VALERIE MACON/AFP/Getty Images)
HOLLYWOOD, CA - MARCH 04: Tiffany Haddish attends the 90th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on March 4, 2018 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
US actress Maya Rudolph arrives for the 90th Annual Academy Awards on March 4, 2018, in Hollywood, California. / AFP PHOTO / VALERIE MACON (Photo credit should read VALERIE MACON/AFP/Getty Images)
HOLLYWOOD, CA - MARCH 04: Maya Rudolph attends the 90th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on March 4, 2018 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
HOLLYWOOD, CA - MARCH 04: Maya Rudolph (L) and Paul Thomas Anderson attend the 90th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on March 4, 2018 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
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The two had the crowd in stitches from start to finish as they mimicked the many "white people" running around backstage, including many sporting headsets and clipboards. "I'm personally not a fan of white people with clipboards because what are they writing about me?!" Tiffany griped.

"Don't worry, there are so many more white people to come," Maya assured the crowd, lest anyone worry that the Oscars had become "too black."

Shoutout, too, to Tiffany for wearing her favorite white gown -- she first wore it to the "Girls Trip premiere," and then against months later when she hosted "Saturday Night Live." "I feel like I should be able to wear what I want, when I want, however many times I want, as long as I Febreze it!" she's proclaimed.

Sorry, Jimmy Kimmel: The best bits of the night clearly belonged to these two! (Don't feel bad for Jimmy, though. After the ceremony was over, he headed to his own after-party, where he was gifted a bedazzled Don Julio 1942 Magnum covered in crystals. So, he's okay.)

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The 2018 “Everyone Wins" Nominee Gift Bag for Academy Award nominees includes beauty and wellness items, travel excursions, clothing, desserts, jewelry and more products from dozens of brands.
The 2018 “Everyone Wins" Nominee Gift Bag for Academy Award nominees includes beauty and wellness items, travel excursions, clothing, desserts, jewelry and more products from dozens of brands.
The 2018 “Everyone Wins" Nominee Gift Bag for Academy Award nominees includes beauty and wellness items, travel excursions, clothing, desserts, jewelry and more products from dozens of brands.
The 2018 “Everyone Wins" Nominee Gift Bag for Academy Award nominees includes beauty and wellness items, travel excursions, clothing, desserts, jewelry and more products from dozens of brands.
The 2018 “Everyone Wins" Nominee Gift Bag for Academy Award nominees includes beauty and wellness items, travel excursions, clothing, desserts, jewelry and more products from dozens of brands.
The 2018 “Everyone Wins" Nominee Gift Bag for Academy Award nominees includes beauty and wellness items, travel excursions, clothing, desserts, jewelry and more products from dozens of brands.
The 2018 “Everyone Wins" Nominee Gift Bag for Academy Award nominees includes beauty and wellness items, travel excursions, clothing, desserts, jewelry and more products from dozens of brands.
The 2018 “Everyone Wins" Nominee Gift Bag for Academy Award nominees includes beauty and wellness items, travel excursions, clothing, desserts, jewelry and more products from dozens of brands.
The 2018 “Everyone Wins" Nominee Gift Bag for Academy Award nominees includes beauty and wellness items, travel excursions, clothing, desserts, jewelry and more products from dozens of brands.
The 2018 “Everyone Wins" Nominee Gift Bag for Academy Award nominees includes beauty and wellness items, travel excursions, clothing, desserts, jewelry and more products from dozens of brands.
The 2018 “Everyone Wins" Nominee Gift Bag for Academy Award nominees includes beauty and wellness items, travel excursions, clothing, desserts, jewelry and more products from dozens of brands.
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