Everything you think you know about the 'Monster Mash' is a lie

Though there's pretty much an endless supply of worthwhile Halloween movies, when it comes to Halloween songs, we’ve mostly just got “The Monster Mash.”

Unless you count “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah,” which, you really should.

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But the internet discovered two things that will make you re-think everything you know about the “Monster Mash," and you're going to want to sit down while you hear this.

For one, as Twitter user Lawrence Miles pointed out, “You’ve never heard the actual Monster Mash. You’ve just heard a record *about* the Monster Mash.”

Miles notes that in the song, singer Bobby Pickett is recalling the time his eyes “beheld an eerie sight,” calling it a “rough approximation” at best.

We know. Don't you feel like Bruce Willis at the end of the "Sixth Sense"? But that’s not all.

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On Twitter, Chris Schleicher -- who happens to be a former writer on "The Mindy Project" -- uncovered another key detail.

“It's that time of year again where I remind you all that there's no evidence in the text that the Monster Mash takes place on Halloween," he tweeted, making use of Twitter's newly-expanded 280 character limit. "It's just a fun party for monsters that could be in April for all we know."

Wow, talk about a Transylvania Twist.

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