7 things Kylie Jenner is doing besides caring about Tyga's new song about her
At this exact moment, Kylie Jenner is probably lying on a chic duvet and counting the millions she made just this week off her makeup empire. And if she's not doing that, then she's either sunning herself by an Olympic-size pool or taking luxe selfies in a marble-tiled bathroom.
What Jenner certainly isn't doing, however, is caring about her ex Tyga's new song, "Playboy" (cringe), which allegedly shades her. Granted, this isn't confirmed, but many fans are convinced a few lines in "Playboy" allude to Tyga's relationship with Jenner—and not in the most flattering way. We'll let his lyrics do the explaining:
"Super freak in my passenger/She a superstar and got it bad for me/If I hang up she call right back to me/You cut her legs off she crawl right back to me," Tyga raps on the track. (People think a few more lines in "Playboy" are also about Jenner, but they're too inappropriate to print here.)
Listen to the song for yourself, here.
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So, do fans have a case? Could this song actually be about Jenner? Sure, but it's a moot point, to be honest. Jenner is far too g-l-a-m-o-r-o-u-s, legendary, and paid to care about Tyga's Soundcloud diss track. Do you really think she has time to sweat this in between her many photo shoots and private jet excursions? Hell no! In fact, here's a nonexhaustive list of things Jenner is probably doing besides giving an ounce of a f–k about "Playboy":
1. Posting memes that inadvertently imply how rich she is:
2. Eating exactly one fry:
3. Posing next to orange Lamborghinis.
4. Reliving her 2017 Met Gala look. (Also, remembering that she was invited to the Met Gala.)
5. Pretending to be actual Barbie for a photo shoot.
6. Casually lying on the floor while wearing faux fur.
7. Hanging out with live snakes.
In short, Kylie Jenner DGAF about this noise. She's doing things!
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