Chris Rock recently learned an important lesson: never give advice to Michelle Obama if you're Chris Rock.
On a Tuesday night "Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" appearance, Rock described going to the White House for the final President Obama party before his term ended. Rock was invited along with other black influencers and celebrities, such as Beyonce, Jay-Z, and Stevie Wonder.
"It's like I died and went to black heaven," he observed.
He recalled ending up alone at a table chatting with the former First Lady.
"I'm not really supposed to be alone with Michelle Obama," he remarked. "That's not really my lane. I don't know how to talk politics."
Rock says at one point, Obama said, "I don't know what we're gonna do. The country... I don't know, I don't know what's gonna happen. This is such a crazy time."
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NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JANUARY 18: Chris Rock speaks at the 2016 MLK Now at Riverside Church on January 18, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Noam Galai/Getty Images)
Publicity still portrait of American comedian and actor Chris Rock, 1985. (Photo by John D. Kisch/Separate Cinema Archive/Getty Images)
Portrait of actor and comedian Chris Rock, wearing a large gold ring across the fingers of his left hand that spell 'Gusto' and a large gold dollar sign as a necklace, while in costume for his movie CB4, Los Angeles, CA, 1993. (Photo by Anthony Barboza/Getty Images)
Publicity still portrait of American actor and comedian Chris Rock in the rap music spoof 'CB4' (Universal Pictures), 1993. (Photo by John D. Kisch/Separate Cinema Archive/Getty Images)
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Publicity still portrait of American comedian and actor Chris Rock from the comedy television show 'The Chris Rock Show' (HBO), 1997. (Photo by John D. Kisch/Separate Cinema Archive/Getty Images)
NEW YORK Ã OCTOBER 1997: American comedian and actor Chris Rock poses for a portrait in front of a fun house mirror in October 1997 in New York City, New York. (Photo by Catherine McGann/Getty Images)
369098 03: Actor And Comedian Chris Rock And Film Director Spike Lee Watch The Action During The New York Knicks Vs. Miami Heat Playoff Basketball Game May 9, 2000 In Miami, Fl. (Photo By Marc Serota/Getty Images)
UNITED STATES - FEBRUARY 02: Actor-comedian Chris Rock at the Essex House Hotel. (Photo by Susan Watts/NY Daily News Archive via Getty Images)
HOLLYWOOD, United States: Oscar host Chris Rock (L) and actor Adam Sandler present the nominees for Best Adapted Screenplay during the 77th Academy Awards show 27 February, 2005, at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood, California. AFP PHOTO/Timothy A. CLARY (Photo credit should read TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/Getty Images)
NEW YORK - MAY 23: (U.S. TABLOIDS OUT) Actor Chris Rock makes an appearance on MTV's Total Request Live to promote the 'The Longest Yard' on May 23, 2005 in New York City. (Photo by Peter Kramer/Getty Images)
PASADENA, CA - SEPTEMBER 25: Actor Chris Rock accepts the award for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Theatrical Film at the 2005 BET Comedy Icon Awards at the Pasadena Civic Auditorium on September 25, 2005 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Vince Bucci/Getty Images)
WESTWOOD, CA - APRIL 01: Actor Chris Rock and daughter arrive at the 19th Annual Kid's Choice Awards held at UCLA's Pauley Pavilion on April 1, 2006 in Westwood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
Los Angeles, UNITED STATES: Stand-up comedian and actor Chris Rock speaks at the 49th Grammy Awards in Los Angeles 11 February 2007. AFP PHOTO/Robyn BECK (Photo credit should read ROBYN BECK/AFP/Getty Images)
NEW YORK - MARCH 13: (U.S. TABS OUT) Actor Chris Rock appears onstage during MTV's Total Request Live at the MTV Times Square Studios on March 13, 2007 in New York City. (Photo by Scott Gries/Getty Images)
LAS VEGAS - NOVEMBER 16: Actor/comedian Chris Rock performs during The Comedy Festival at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace November 16, 2007 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)
PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 20: Actor/comedian Chris Rock attends Variety's 15 Minutes of Fame on January 20, 2009 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Kristian Dowling/WireImage)
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Actor/producer Chris Rock, winner Outstanding Comedy Series for 'Everybody Hates Chris,' onstage during the 41st NAACP Image awards held at The Shrine Auditorium on February 26, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images for NAACP)
BERLIN - JULY 30: Actor Chris Rock attends the Beach BBQ for the German Premiere of 'Kindskoepfe' (Grown Ups) at O2 World on July 30, 2010 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Actors David Spade and Chris Rock arrive at the 2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Graydon Carter at Sunset Tower on February 26, 2012 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Mark Sullivan/WireImage)
US actor Chris Rock takes part in the TV show 'Le Grand Journal' on the set of French TV Canal+ during the 65th Cannes film festival on May 17, 2012 in Cannes, southeastern France. AFP PHOTO / LOIC VENANCE (Photo credit should read LOIC VENANCE/AFP/GettyImages)
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NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 28: (NEW YORK DAILIES OUT) Actor/Comedian Chris Rock attends a game between the New York Knicks and the Golden State Warriors at Madison Square Garden on February 28, 2014 in New York City. The Warriors defeated the Knicks 126-103. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this Photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)
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PALM SPRINGS, CA - JANUARY 03: (EDITORS NOTE: This image was processed using digital filters.) Actor Chris Rock attends the 26th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Film Festival Awards Gala at Palm Springs Convention Center on January 3, 2015 in Palm Springs, California. (Photo by Vivien Killilea/Getty Images for PSIFF)
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That's when he offered her some positive advice. "And I go, 'You'll be 'aight.'"
"'You know, you'll get any kind of job you want,'" he continued. "'I mean, 'The View,' 'The Housewives of Atlanta.'... And Michelle Obama looks at me like, 'I was talking about the country. I wasn't talking about me. I was talking about the country.'"
Fallon can barely control himself (more than usual anyway).
"I'd never felt so stupid in my life. It's like my GED flared up," Rock added.
He said that Obama went to talk to Oprah, leaving him to look for new companions"as dumb" as him. "Where the athletes at?" he said
Rock described the rest of the party, which included performances from Wonder and Herbie Hancock. "It's a bunch of black people dancing our asses off — it's amazing in a place that slaves made okay... black people enjoying the White House, man. Just amazing."
WASHINGTON, DC - JANUARY 20: First lady Michelle Obama (2R) waves standing with (L-R) Carolyn Reed of Denver, Colorado, Astrid Muhammad of North Carolina, Anthony Mendez of Bronx, New York and Dr. Jill Biden prior to U.S. President Barack Obama's State of the Union speech before members of Congress of the U.S. Capitol January 20, 2015 in Washington, DC. Obama was expected to lay out a broad agenda including attempts to address income inequality and making it easier for Americans to afford college education and child care. (Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images)
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First Lady Michelle Obama waves to acknowledge applause as she joins her guests before President Barack Obama addresses a Joint Session of Congress while delivering his State of the Union speech, on January, 24, 2012 in Washington, DC.
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US First Lady Michelle Obama acknowledges applause pruior to US President Barack Obama's State of the Union Address before a joint session of Congress and the Supreme Court on January 25, 2011 on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC. AFP PHOTO / Nicholas KAMM (Photo credit should read NICHOLAS KAMM/AFP/Getty Images)
WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 14: (L-R) U.S. President Barack Obama, First Lady Michelle Obama, and Rita Ora speak onstage at TNT Christmas in Washington 2014 at the National Building Museum on December 14, 2014 in Washington, DC. 25248_001_0620.JPG (Photo by Theo Wargo/WireImage)
US first lady Michelle Obama (L) and US President Barack Obama arrive for an event in the East Room of the White House December 7, 2014 in Washington, DC. Obama and the first lady welcomed recipients of the 37th Annual Kennedy Center Honors to the White House to celebrate their contributions to the arts. AFP PHOTO/Brendan SMIALOWSKI (Photo credit should read BRENDAN SMIALOWSKI/AFP/Getty Images)
WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 08: President Barack Obama (R) and First Lady Michelle Obama arrive for a reception at the White House for the 2013 Kennedy Center Honorees on December 8, 2013 in Washington, DC. The honorees this year include: opera singer Martina Arroyo, jazz musician Herbie Hancock, musician Billy Joel, actress Shirley MacLaine and musician Carlos Santana. (Photo by Kristoffer Tripplaar-Pool/Getty Images)
US First Lady Michelle Obama and US President Barack Obama arrive during an event in the East Room of the White House December 2, 2012 in Washington, DC. Obama and US first lady Michelle Obama attended the event at the White House with the 2012 Kennedy Center Honorees before to celebrate their contribution to the arts before heading to the Kennedy Center for the honors program. AFP PHOTO/Brendan SMIALOWSKI (Photo credit should read BRENDAN SMIALOWSKI/AFP/Getty Images)
Washington, DC - December, 4: Guests arrive at the Kennedy Center for tonights honors awards with President Obama in attendance on December, 04, 2011 in Washington, DC. Pictured, First Lady Michelle Obama, right, and President Barack Obama, arrive in the Presidential box and greet the honorees including Yo Yo Ma, second left, and Meryl Streep, left. (Photo by Bill O'Leary/The Washington Post via Getty Images)
US President Barack Obama, First Lady Michelle Obama pose with French President Francois Hollande as he arrives for the State Dinner at the North Portico of the White House on February 11, 2014 in Washington, DC. AFP PHOTO/Mandel NGAN (Photo credit should read MANDEL NGAN/AFP/Getty Images)
LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 16: First Lady Michelle Obama speaks onstage at the The Grammy Museum's Jane Ortner Education Award luncheon at The Grammy Museum on July 16, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic)
NEW YORK, NY - JULY 10: First Lady of the United States Michelle Obama onstage at the LULAC/NUVOtv Unity Luncheon With Jennifer Lopez at New York Hilton Midtown on July 10, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for NUVOtv)
UNITED STATES - SEPTEMBER 6: From left, first lady Michelle Obama, President Barack Obama, and their daughters Sasha and Malia, wave to the crowd following the President's speech at the Democratic National Convention at Time Warner Cable Arena in Charlotte, N.C., on Thursday, Sept. 6, 2012. (Photo By Bill Clark/CQ Roll Call)