Kendall Jenner's ears miraculously support the biggest earrings known to mankind

It's nearly impossible to learn something new about a Kardashian. Between their 24/7 social media activity and the E! camera lenses, there's no way not to keep up. But this weekend, fans learned something very unexpected: Kendall Jenner's ears have superhuman strength. And it's going to take the world some time to really process the depth of their power.

Kendall took to Instagram Saturday to post a gorgeous photo -- super standard. But something. Was. Different.

The reality star-turned-supermodel, 21, rocks colossal-sized square hoop earrings in a promotional photo for DropOne, her latest fashion line co-headed by sister Kylie. Oversized earrings are no big deal, but a statement ear piece that brushes the clavicle? Even perfectly postured, those things would at least nudge the nape of the neck.

More observations about these monsters: Two entire fists could fit within each hoop, which is a safety hazard, but they could also double as weapons, which counteracts the danger.

There's no time today to even get started on the half-hexagon shades.

See Kendall Jenner on the Cannes red carpet: