Jenna Dewan Tatum and Channing Tatum literally ooze hotness. I'm serious! If you stood close to them, I'm 97.3 percent sure you would start compulsively sweating because you'd be in the presence of utter fire. If their on-screen partnership in Step Up doesn't prove it, then their copious, devastatingly sexy red carpet appearances do. I just need to accept the fact that my S.O. and I will never be this sexy. In fact, we all need to accept that. Life is just easier that way.
Of course, when you're talking about hot people like Jenna Dewan Tatum and Channing Tatum, it's difficult not to think about their sex lives. C'mon, when you look that good, the bedroom action has to be on point! I'm talking swinging-from-the-chandeliers, Fifty Shades of Grey business. Right?
Wrong. In her new interview with Cosmopolitan, Jenna paints a totally different picture of her sex life with Channing. Don't get it twisted, though: It sounds amazing—just not as crazy as my original idea. In fact, it's even better: It's passionate and intimate.
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"...I've always been a very sexual person," Jenna told the magazine. "We definitely have a very happy and healthy [sex life]. Something about being a dancer connects you to your physical body. It's primal, earthy, sexual energy by nature. You feel your body in a certain way. Channing is very much the same way. He's very in tune with that."
So, basically, when these two are done looking cute on the red carpet, they head home and essentially engage in steamy, naked hot yoga sessions? I'm weak. I'm seriously weak! #SexLifeGoals for days, am I right?
In the interview, Jenna also opens up about the beginning stages of her relationship with Channing. When they first met, Jenna actually told Channing that she didn't think he was ready for a relationship. His response? So sweet—and a little sloppy, to be honest.
"It was two nights of being weird," Jenna said. "We hadn't even kissed. And then he went out partying with a bunch of dancers. His room was right above mine, and he came down drunk with a sombrero on, banging on my door. He was like, 'I couldn't stop thinking about you. Let's do this. I just want to be with you.' From that point forward, we were together."
Damn it, now I'm emotional! Excuse me while I dive into a whole pizza and cry because I'll never find love this pure. (Just kidding.)
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