Tom Hanks and Ellen DeGeneres have a frantic conversation as their Pixar characters Woody and Dory

Famous humans Tom Hanks and Ellen DeGeneres might be better known to your 8-year-old as a wooden cowboy named Woody and an amnesiac blue fish named Dory.

What, your pop-culture-savvy child may wonder, would it be like if Pixar staged a Toy Story–Finding Dory crossover? Frantic and breathless and very cute! Actually, we're going to need another take on that with a little more "h" in "hat." Tom?