John Krasinski and Stephen Colbert read a sonnet while pretending not to puke, and now you're not attracted to either of them

John Kraskinski and Stephen Colbert tend to be people you associate with warm, happy feelings; vomit is something you associate with warm, not-so happy feelings. Colbert regurgitated his old "puke takes" sketch as Krasinski came on to promote his latest movie The Hollars, and the results might take some time for you to digest. It's true what they say: Shakespeare's poetry really does stick in your craw.