Seth Rogen picks his favorite penis: Orlando Bloom's or Justin Bieber's?

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Better Penis: Justin Bieber or Orlando Bloom?

Just as Western art has cultivated an "eye" for the female nude, it is now time for us to fine-tune our gaze to the male celebrity nude. Penises of famous men of many shapes and sizes are just a click away on the internet!

Seth Rogen, for one, makes no bones about the fact when he hears there's a famous penis online, he is going to look at it. (Same.) So when photos leaked of Orlando Bloom paddleboarding in the nude with Katy Perry, you bet your bottom Rogen was on top of it. This led Andy Cohen to ask the inevitable question: Who has the better penis — Orlando Bloom or Justin Bieber?

You realize that Rogen is a true connoisseur of the dick pic when he says, "Orlando's probably a bigger guy, and proportionally his penis still looked to scale. Which makes me think overall it's bigger." There you have it: Watch What Happens Live has become a literal dick-measuring contest.

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LOS ANGELES, CA - DECEMBER 25: Seth Rogen attends Sony Pictures' 'The Interview' opening on Christmas Day at Cinefamily in Los Angeles, CA. Sony hackers have released stolen information and threatened attacks on theaters which screened the film. (Photo by Justin Baker/WireImage)
LOS ANGELES, CA - DECEMBER 25: Writer/director Seth Rogen introduces the screening of Sony Pictures' 'The Interview' at Cinefamily on December 25, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)
LOS ANGELES, CA - DECEMBER 25: Writers Evan Goldberg and Seth Rogen attend Sony Pictures' 'The Interview' opening on Christmas Day at Cinefamily on December 25, 2014 in Los Angeles, CA. Sony hackers have released stolen information and threatened attacks on theaters which screened the film. (Photo by Justin Baker/WireImage)
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