Samuel L Jackson drops F-Bombs about dragons in obscenity-laced 'Game of Thrones' recap (Video)

(Spoiler alert: Please do not read on if you are not caught up on "Game of Thrones")

"Game of Thrones" fan Samuel L. Jackson is ready to shepherd other viewers through the valley of darkness that is the long wait until Season 7.

Jackson provides the narration in a video recapping the major events of the series to date. And in true Jackson style, there are a few well-placed curse words in there, particularly with regards to the dragons.

"You wanna see a dragon, motherf—–? Alright, here you go. Here you f—– go!" he says at one point in the video as the fire-breathers descend.

Jackson also has no kind words for Joffrey, whom he dubs a "jerk," and advises viewers not to get too attached to any members of the Stark family.

‘Game of Thrones’ cast net worths (GOBankingRates)
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‘Game of Thrones’ cast net worths (GOBankingRates)

Peter Dinklage Net Worth: $10 Million

Peter Dinklage had an established movie career before he joined the “Game of Thrones” cast as Tyrion Lannister in 2011. He appeared in “The Station Agent,” “Elf” and “The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian.” In 2012, Dinklage’s role on “Game of Thrones” won him a Golden Globe for best supporting actor in a mini-series, series or motion picture made for television.

Peter Dinklage makes $150,000 per episode of “Game of Thrones,” according to celebrity finance website Celebrity Net Worth. Dinklage’s net worth is a cool $10 million.

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Nikolaj Coster-Waldau Net Worth: $6 Million

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau might be best known for his role as Jaime Lannister on “Game of Thrones,” but he also appeared in 2001’s “Black Hawk Down,” Tom Cruise’s “Oblivion” and “The Other Woman” with Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann and Kate Upton.

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau has a net worth of $6 million.

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Richard Madden Net Worth: $6 Million

Richard Madden’s character in “Game of Thrones” sees a tragic end in the infamous “Red Wedding” episode in season three. Madden survived his exit from the show, though. He made the leap from TV star to movie star with the role of Prince Charming in the Disney live-action film “Cinderella,” which also starred Cate Blanchett and Lily James.

Richard Madden’s net worth is $6 million.

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Carice van Houten Net Worth: $5 Million

Carice van Houten plays the Lord of Light priestess Melisandre, The Red Woman on “Game of Thrones.” Houten’s character debuted in the second season of “Game of Thrones,” when she supports Iron Throne claimant Stannis Baratheon. With a reported net worth of $5 million, Houten has also starred in films such as “Valkyrie,” “Repo Men” and “The Fifth Estate.”

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Aidan Gillen Net Worth: $4 Million

Aidan Gillen, whose net worth is reported at $4 million, plays the conniving Petyr ‘Littlefinger’ Baelish on “Game of Thrones.” Gillen played a similarly seedy role in HBO’s “The Wire” between 2004 and 2008 as Tommy Carcetti, the mayor of Baltimore. Besides his time on television, Gillen has landed film roles on works like “12 Rounds,” “Shadow Dancer” and “The Dark Knight Rises.”

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Jason Momoa Net Worth: $4 Million

After starring in the first season of “Game of Thrones” as Khal Drogo, Jason Momoa had a rocky transition into film. He starred in the 2011 remake of “Conan the Barbarian,” which flopped, grossing $21 million domestically. Despite this, Jason Momoa’s net worth sits at $4 million.

Jason Momoa appeared as the DC Comics superhero Aquaman in “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.” He will reprise his role in the 2017 “The Justice League Part One” and the 2018 “Aquaman.”

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Kit Harington Net Worth: $4 Million

Kit Harrington was a fairly unknown actor before he joined “Game of Thrones” as Jon Snow, but he now has several feature films under his belt, including Paul W.S. Anderson’s “Pompeii” and “How to Train Your Dragon 2.” Kit Harington’s net worth is $4 million.

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Emilia Clarke Net Worth: $3 Million

Emilia Clarke, who plays mother of dragons Daenerys Targaryen, has a net worth of $3 million. The British actress appeared in the film “Terminator: Genisys” with Arnold Schwarzenegger in the summer of 2015.

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Sophie Turner Net Worth: $3 Million

Sophie Turner began her acting career at the age of three, becoming a member of the Playbox Theatre Company. But it was her 2011 casting as Sansa Stark in “Game of Thrones” that made her widely known to audiences. Since then, Turner has garnered two award nominations from the Screen Actors Guild for the Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series award.

Sophie Turner’s net worth stands at a respectable $3 million. Besides “Game of Thrones,” Turner will star as Jean Grey in “X-Men: Apocalypse.” Jean Grey was played by Famke Janssen in previous X-Men films.

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Maisie Williams Net Worth: $3 Million

Maisie Williams plays Arya Stark on “Game of Thrones,” just one of many strong, female leads the series has produced. Since her 2011 debut as Arya Stark, Williams has garnered a number of film and TV credits including “Cyberbully,” “Doctor Who” and the upcoming films “A Storm in the Stars” and “iBoy.”

Maisie Williams has a reported net worth of $3 million.

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Natalie Dormer Net Worth: $3 Million

Natalie Dormer gained American fame for her role as Anne Boleyn in Showtime’s “The Tudors” before landing the role of Margaery Tyrell on “Game of Thrones.” She has also appeared in Hollywood blockbuster films, including “Captain America: The First Avenger” and part one and two of “The Hunger Games: Mockingjay.”

Natalie Dormer’s net worth is $3 million.

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Iain Glen Net Worth: $3 Million

Scottish actor Iain Glen has gained widespread notoriety for his role as Jorah Mormont on HBO’s “Game of Thrones.” With a reported net worth of $3 million, Glen is no newcomer to show business, having starred in a number of high profile movies including “Lara Croft: Tomb Raider,” “Kingdom of Heaven,” “Kick-Ass 2,” “Resident Evil: Extinction” and “Resident Evil: Apocalypse.” Glen will reprise his role as Dr. Alexander Isaacs in “Resident Evil: The Final Chapter” in 2017.

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Alfie Allen Net Worth: $2 Million

Alfie Allen plays Theon Greyjoy, also known as Reek, on “Game of Thrones.” Though Greyjoy has suffered through most of the “Game of Thrones” TV series, the actor behind the character has picked up a slew of successful acting credits throughout his career, including “John Wick” and “Atonement.” Alfie Allen’s net worth stands at $2 million.

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Lena Headey Net Worth: $1.5 Million

Lena Headey was nearly two decades into her professional acting career when she landed the role of Cersei Lannister on “Game of Thrones.” Headey has starred in “The Brothers Grimm,” “300” and “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.”

The Los Angeles Times reported the actress said she had less than $5 in her bank account after filing for divorce in 2012, but she seems to be on the road to recovery — her net worth is $1.5 million.

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Gwendoline Christie Net Worth: $500,000

Gwendoline Christie plays Brienne of Tarth on “Game of Thrones,” a character who’s changed loyalties and roles throughout the course of the show. Like her co-stars, Christie has seen wider success and increased film credits since the show’s debut, including roles in “The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2,” “Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens” and its upcoming sequel, “Star Wars: Episode VIII.” Christie’s net worth is reported to be $500,000.

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While he covers a lot of ground in the almost eight-minute video, Jackson admits that there is much more to the show than he can cover in the time he has.

"All of this is is nothing compared to what we didn't have a chance to get to," he said. "The backstabbing, the lying, the cheating, the parts that will make you feel uncomfortable."

He's talking about you, Ramsay Bolton.

Watch the video.

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