Donald Trump gave Charlie Sheen the most Donald Trump wedding gift ever

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Charlie Sheen didn't invite Donald Trump to his wedding, but did that stop The Donald from giving him a gift? Come on, guys. Of course not.

According to Sheen, the bizarre gesture occurred at a celebratory dinner five years ago. "[Trump] started saying ... 'I'm sorry I can't make your wedding,'" Sheen told Norton. "And I'm like, I didn't invite you."

But Trump, ever an ambassador of goodwill, presented Sheen with the cufflinks straight from his shirt — cufflinks he assured Sheen were solid platinum.

Unfortunately, that promise was more than a little bogus. When Sheen had the jewelry appraised, he discovered the cufflinks were not platinum, but pewter — adorned with "bad zirconia."

They were stamped "Trump," of course.

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