Let Kourtney Kardashian teach you how to properly celebrate your baby daddy

Kourtney Kardashian Wishes Scott Disick a Happy Birthday By Posting PDA-Heavy Throwback Pic
Kourtney Kardashian Wishes Scott Disick a Happy Birthday By Posting PDA-Heavy Throwback Pic

What do you get a lord?

A sexual yet nonchalant Instagram picture paired with a lackluster yet to-the-point caption.

SEE ALSO: Scott Disick's sponsored Instagrams reach a new low, even for him

Queen of emotions Kourtney Kardashian celebrated her on-again-off-again (currently off) partner Scott Disick's birthday on Thursday with this odd social media post.

View this post on Instagram

Happy birthday baby daddy!

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on May 26, 2016 at 4:15pm PDT

It's what any baby daddy would wish for.

For reference, here are how the other Kardashians honored Disick (somewhat more appropriately) on Instagram.