This teen who flipped a plastic bottle onto a table has caused the internet to lose its actual mind

There's Something Wonderful About This Kid's Bottle-Flipping Act
There's Something Wonderful About This Kid's Bottle-Flipping Act

What do you do when the big talent show is right around the corner, and you don't have any talent so show?

You improvise.

Mike Senatore, a senior at Ardrey Kell High School in North Carolina, blew the roof off his school's talent show on Tuesday with the most lit performance we've ever seen in our lives.

At first, the school administration tried to stop the magic from happening.

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But naturally, Senatore persevered, and thank the Lord he did because otherwise, the world would have never been introduced to "bottle flipping."

Are you ready?

Here it is.

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JOKES, YOU WEREN'T READY.

Pick your jaw up off the floor, because here it is again.

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We're not worthy.

The flip is impressive enough, but everything else about this clip — the epic music, the dramatic dance toward the table, the casually flawless flip, his unparalleled swagger and the ecstatic crowd — all contribute to making the moment sublime.

It's a good thing he landed it, too — the senior said he's been planning and practicing his trick for over a year.

Though Senatore told The Charlotte Observer he's not sure he could hit that moment again, we're seriously hoping we get to see him try.

Speaking of which ... yo Ellen, where you at?

Check out the bottle flipping social media madness:

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