This guy calmly eating pizza during a 20-person restaurant brawl clearly has his priorities straight
We've seen people who were blinded by love fail to recognize imminent danger around them before -- but what about people blinded by food?
Twitter user Autumn Collins shared footage of a full-out brawl that broke out at a pizza restaurant in Morgantown, West Virginia on April 24.
Only the focus of the video isn't the estimated 20 people throwing drunken punches at each other.
It's the hero sitting down, watching the story play out, while still eating his pizza.
Probably a 20 person brawl last night and that pizza was his only concern. He might be my soulmate. pic.twitter.com/ZX259tMBGn
— Autumn Collins (@AutumnBrie1) April 24, 2016
He doesn't even flinch when people are literally stepping over his legs to throw elbows -- truly the hero Gotham deserves, AND the one it needs right now.
Since being shared, Collins' video has racked up over 1,600 retweets and retweets and 2,100 likes, and has even been shared by famous accounts like Barstool Sports.
Collins has sent a plea into the internet ether that if anyone can identify her anonymous, pizza-loving "soulmate," to let her know ASAP.
If anyone knows the guy in my pizza video or anyone that knows him please please please let me know ASAP!
— Autumn Collins (@AutumnBrie1) May 17, 2016
Although this would be an adorable story for their wedding, we hate to say we think we might've found a better match for him.
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